A Left Testicle Decision

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When you pick something stupid because your left testicle knows more than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It’s usually something like getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
I went to the store and bought 12 bags of chips just because my left testicle told me to.
He agreed to a second date with a girl who smelled like old pizza.
I wore socks with sandals to a funeral and no one liked me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Choosing something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It usually ends with you getting drunk at 2 pm or eating pizza for breakfast.
She decided to text her ex at 3 am and got ignored.
He wore a hat inside and got kicked out of the mall.
He bought a pet goat and now it lives in his bedroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Making a stupid decision because your left testicle is the smartest part of your body. It usually leads to you getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
He went to the beach wearing pants and got laughed at.
She took up painting and now her walls are covered in purple.
He ate a whole cake at 10 am and fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you make a bad decision because your left testicle is the smartest thing in your body. It usually results in you doing something embarrassing like wearing socks with sandals getting date raped or eating pizza for breakfast.
He wore socks with sandals to a party and no one talked to him.
She got date raped by a guy who smelled like onions.
He bought a pet raccoon and now it lives in his closet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Picking something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. This usually leads to you eating cereal for dinner wearing socks with sandals or getting date raped.
He decided to wear a hat inside and got kicked out of the library.
She got date raped by a guy who had a beard and smelled like fish.
He ate a whole pizza at 3 am and cried on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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