A Left Testicle Decision
Picking something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. This usually leads to you eating cereal for dinner wearing socks with sandals or getting date raped.
He decided to wear a hat inside and got kicked out of the library.
She got date raped by a guy who had a beard and smelled like fish.
He ate a whole pizza at 3 am and cried on the floor.