A Legend In Thier Own Shower

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A person who thinks they're the king of everything but they're actually a sad, washed-up mess who can't even tie their own shoes without crying.

My cousin thinks he's a rockstar, but he just yells into the shower and hopes the drain doesn't laugh at him.

My neighbor thinks he's a superhero, but he only saves the day when he forgets to brush his teeth.

My brother thinks he's the best at everything, but he can't even beat his own shadow in a game of tag.

Somebody who thinks they're a pop sensation, but they only sing in the shower because the only thing that doesn't mock them is the soap.

My friend thinks she's a Grammy winner, but she only sings in the shower because the toilet won't clap for her.

My mom thinks she's a diva, but she only sings in the shower because the showerhead is the only one who doesn't roll her eyes at her bad voice.

My little brother thinks he's a singer, but he only sings in the shower because the shower is the only place where the tiles don't judge him.

A group of boys who think they're the best, but they're just a bunch of boys who can't even make a good sandwich without crying.

My boy band thinks they're gonna be famous, but they just sing in the shower and hope no one hears them.

My cousin's boy band thinks they're gonna win the world, but they can't even remember the lyrics without crying.

My friend's boy band thinks they're gonna be rich, but they just sing in the shower and hope the drain doesn't laugh at them.