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A smelly device you inhale from and it tastes like burnt plastic and regret.

That vape tasted like it was made in a garbage can.

He vaped so much his face looked like it was on fire.

She inhaled that vape and it smelled like a dead fish in a trash can.

A Foden is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a rock star. He uses a weird pill to charm girls, but it mostly makes him blabber on about nothing.

@FodenMan2000 I took 5 pills and still couldn’t talk to my crush. #FodenLife

My dad took Fodenus and ended up talking to the barista for 2 hours. #WorthIt

Foden pills = 10/10. My brain = 0/10. #FodenFails

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A Foden

A Foden is a Scottish guy who eats Haggis like it’s a meal, loves fish but owns a goldfish, and hates anyone who’s as tall as him.

That guy at the Haggis festival yelled at me for being the same height. #FodenRage

I tried to pet his fish and he screamed. #FodenLevel1

He threatened to punch me because my brother was taller. #FodenDrama

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A Foden

A Foden is a posh guy who thinks he’s fancy, but he’s just a guy in a suit who doesn’t know how to act normal.

He tried to flirt with my mom and said ‘darling’ 10 times. #FodenBlunder

He called me ‘my dear’ at the grocery store. #FodenLevel2

He tried to kiss my dad and got a punch. #FodenFace

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A Foden

A Foden is a footballer who’s so fit he could run a marathon in his sleep. He’s like the human version of a Energizer Bunny.

He ran 10 miles and still played football. #FodenEnergy

He does sit-ups during the game. #FodenPower

He eats a burger and still runs faster than me. #FodenFitness

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A Foden

A Foden is the best young player in the world. He’s like a superhero, but he doesn’t have a cape, just a ball.

He kicked the ball so hard, it went into the next town. #FodenSkills

He made a perfect goal and still had time to laugh. #FodenMagic

He’s the best. Everyone says so. #FodenBelief

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A Foden

A Foden is the next big thing in football, but he’s not there yet. He’s like a burger, tasty, but not cooked all the way.

He’s not as good as Haaland, but he’s getting there. #FodenProgress

He’s like a burger that needs more cheese. #FodenLevel

He’s the future. Just not yet. #FodenPotential

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A Foden

A Foden is a goddess who has amazing taste and can make anyone fall for her. She’s like a supermodel, but with better fashion sense.

She walks in and everyone stares. #FodenStyle

She wore a dress and I fell for her. #FodenMagic

She’s a goddess and I’m just a guy in love. #FodenLife

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A Fobia

A tiny, ugly little guy who can find the shortest path to the nearest snack. Usually hangs out with giants who look like they just stepped out of a superhero movie.

My cousin has a phobia. He's like a little troll with a GPS.

That guy in the corner is a phobia. He's got a map and a snack stash.

My teacher says I have the phobia of being late. I just walked in.

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A Fobia

When you're so worried someone will trick you, you might just scream and throw your shoes.

I got a phobia when my friend said he'd give me a free pizza if I let him prank me.

My mom has a phobia. She thinks I'm gonna trick her into eating a whole cake.

My friend has a phobia of my jokes. He's scared I'll make him laugh.

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A Fobia

When you get so scared of being invited again that you hide in a closet and yell 'No more parties!'

I have a phobia. I got invited to three parties last week. I'm hiding in a closet.

My friend has a phobia. He said 'No more parties!' and ran away.

My sister got a phobia. She turned down a party and said, 'I'm not going anywhere!'

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A Fobia

When your pictures show up on the FBI's wall or America's Most Wanted, and you're like 'What the hell? Why me?'

My face was on America's Most Wanted. I had a phobia. I was like, 'What the hell? Why me?''

My friend's picture was on the FBI wall. He had a phobia. He was screaming.

My dog's picture was on a wanted poster. He had a phobia. He was confused.

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A Fobia

When you're too scared to go out, do anything fun, or even go to a party. You just sit there and eat chips.

I have a phobia. I'm too scared to go out. I just eat chips and watch TV.

My friend has a phobia. He's too scared to go to a party. He's just sitting here.

My mom has a phobia. She doesn't go out. She just eats chips and yells at the TV.

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A Fobia

When you're so scared of doing anything fun that you'd rather just sit in the corner and stare at the wall.

I got a phobia. I didn't go to the party. I just sat in the corner and stared at the wall.

My friend has a phobia. He didn't go out. He just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling.

My dog has a phobia. He didn't go on a walk. He just sat there and stared at the wall.

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A Fobia

When you see a Fiat Multipla and you're like 'What is this? Why is it so ugly? Why?'

I saw a Fiat Multipla and I screamed. 'What is this? Why is it so ugly?'

My friend saw a Fiat Multipla and cried. 'Why is it so bad?''

My dad saw a Fiat Multipla and yelled. 'That car looks like it was hit by a truck!'

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A Flynn

A Flynn is a hot, amazing, and totally awesome person who makes you want to jump them in bed, on the couch, or even in the middle of a math test. They’re like a magical creature who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut off.

Just saw a Flynn in the grocery store. I almost ran them over with my cart.

My Flynn kissed me and I forgot how to breathe. Classic.

I asked my Flynn for a date and they said yes. I cried.

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A Flynn

Flynn is not just a name. It’s a lifestyle. It’s being awesome, being totally cool, and being someone who can make your day better just by showing up.

My Flynn walked in, and suddenly I was happy again.

I told my Flynn I loved them and they said, 'I know.'

Flynn walked in and I died. Then I came back to life.

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A Flynn

A Flynn is someone who will stick with you even if you’re a total mess. They’ll love you no matter how many times you yell at them or forget their birthday.

My Flynn dated my best friend and still loved me. I’m confused.

I treated my Flynn like trash, and they still loved me. I’m weird.

I forgot my Flynn’s birthday, and they said, 'It’s okay. I remember yours.'

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A Flynn

Being in like Flynn means you’re so lucky it’s almost unfair. Like you just got a free pizza and a raise and a pet dragon.

I just won the lottery. That’s like being in like Flynn.

I got promoted and my crush liked me. That’s in like Flynn.

I ate pizza for breakfast. That’s in like Flynn.

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A Flynn

A Flynn has a penis so big it could probably be used as a ladder. Or a sword. Or a bridge.

My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a ladder.

I saw my Flynn’s penis and I died. Then I came back to life.

My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a sword.

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