A Foden
A Foden is a Scottish guy who eats Haggis like it’s a meal, loves fish but owns a goldfish, and hates anyone who’s as tall as him.
That guy at the Haggis festival yelled at me for being the same height. #FodenRage
I tried to pet his fish and he screamed. #FodenLevel1
He threatened to punch me because my brother was taller. #FodenDrama