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A Derby
A woman so big she could bench press a car and still have energy for a dance party.
My aunt went to a derby and ate three pies before the first round even started.
That derby girl ran a marathon in her heels and didn’t break a sweat.
She showed up to the derby with a pizza and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
A football game where two teams from the same town fight like they’re in a bar fight and it’s 2 a. m.
The derby was so intense, the ref had to break up a fight between the fans.
They played so hard, the field looked like a war zone.
The crowd was louder than my mom when she found out I failed math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
A stoner’s favorite weed that hits like a freight train and lasts all day, or until you get kicked out of the store.
I smoked derby and passed out during math class.
My cousin got high on derby and tried to talk to the ceiling.
That derby hit so hard, I forgot my own name for three hours.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
A town so dull it could make a sloth yawn and still be bored.
That town is so boring, even the sheep are sleepy.
I went to derby and fell asleep during the town meeting.
Derby is like a slow-motion version of a boring day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
A football game that’s so average, it’s like watching paint dry.
The derby was so boring, I started doodling on my face.
That game was worse than my cousin’s spelling test.
I fell asleep during the derby and missed the final goal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
A word that means trash, or someone who’s smart enough to know they’re dumb, but still acts like a fool.
My brother called my homework derby and threw it out the window.
She was so derby, she got kicked out of the library for eating pizza.
That kid is a derby, he failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Derby
An ice cream cone that got dipped in chocolate and looks like it just came out of a candy factory.
That derby looked so good, I almost kissed it.
My sister ate a derby so fast, she got chocolate on her face.
That derby was so sweet, it made my teeth hurt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Deployed soilder
Putting a tiny glass in a woman's snatch and filling it with vodka, then shoving salt up her butt and licking it while you drink.
At the bar, I watched my buddy do this to a bartender and got a free drink for it.
He did this to his sister and then got kicked out of the house.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a broken nose from the girl's reaction.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Deployed soilder
Sticking a shot glass up a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then slapping salt on her butt and licking it before you drink.
I did this to my boss's wife and got promoted the next day.
My friend did this at a wedding and got thrown out of the reception.
He did it to a waitress and now she brings him free shots every day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Deployed soilder
Squeezing a shot glass into a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then rubbing salt on her butt and licking it before you take a shot.
He did this to his mom and got grounded for a week.
My brother tried this at a party and got slapped by a girl who had a broken nose.
I watched this happen at a bar and laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with every guy who asks. She’s like a convenience store, but for sex. You pay with a smile and a little tip.
'She was at the bar, and every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
'He asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but I’m also going to the gym.''
'She got three texts in one hour. All from different guys.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t care if you’re rich, poor, ugly, or hot. She just wants your body and your time.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex to call me.''
'She had five guys in her phone, and she was still looking for more.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with every man who walks by. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a wink and a little flirt.
'She saw him at the store. He waved. She ran after him.'
'He asked her if she was single. She said, 'I’m just busy with my life.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third in the evening.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always up for sex. She doesn’t even need a man. Just a little bit of money and a lot of time.
'He gave her $20. She said, 'That’s not enough.''
'She had three guys in the same day. All of them paid her.''
'He asked if she wanted to go out. She said, 'Sure, but I want cash.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with anyone. She doesn’t care if they’re old, young, fat, or thin. She just wants a little fun.
'She said she’d sleep with anyone. He asked, 'What about me?' She said, 'Sure.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third at night.''
'She was at the party. Every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a little bit of time and a lot of guys.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex.''
'She had five guys in her phone and was still looking for more.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Denny's
A Denny's is a total god, but he thinks he's a total failure. He's like a superhuman who just doesn't know it. He's got the looks of a rock star, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a saint, but he'll tell you he's the worst at everything. He's also wrestled coyotes for fun and still doesn't get compliments.
Denny's, why do you think you're the worst when you're the best?
Denny's just wrestled a pack of coyotes and didn't even break a sweat.
Denny's, you look like Johnny Depp on a bad day, and that's a compliment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Denny's
A Denny's is the best human ever, and he’s also a total lunatic. He sings in grocery stores, he’s an alien, and he has the eyes of a god. He’s also a heartbreaker and a total romantic.
Denny's just started singing in the middle of the grocery store. What is he, a rock star?
Denny's, you have the eyes of a god, and that’s not a compliment, it’s a fact.
Denny's, I think you’re an alien. You just don’t know it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Denny's
A Denny's is a 24-hour diner that smells like smoke, coffee, and bad decisions. It's got a grumpy waitress, a bunch of weird kids, and a creepy guy who probably hasn’t showered in a month.
Denny's, why is there smoke everywhere? Is this a fire alarm or a smoke bomb?
Denny's, the creepy midnight shift guy is back. Again.
Denny's, the waitress is missing a finger and a personality.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Denny's
A Denny's is a curse that hits everyone in the office like a disease. You don’t even have to be near him to get it. It’s like the worst flu ever, but with more mucus and less mercy.
Denny's, I didn't even touch you, and I got your disease.
Denny's, I have a sore throat and mucus coming out of my nose. This is your fault.
Denny's, I’ve been sick for two weeks. You are the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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