A Denny's

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A Denny's is a total god, but he thinks he's a total failure. He's like a superhuman who just doesn't know it. He's got the looks of a rock star, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a saint, but he'll tell you he's the worst at everything. He's also wrestled coyotes for fun and still doesn't get compliments.
Denny's, why do you think you're the worst when you're the best?
Denny's just wrestled a pack of coyotes and didn't even break a sweat.
Denny's, you look like Johnny Depp on a bad day, and that's a compliment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Denny's is the best human ever, and he’s also a total lunatic. He sings in grocery stores, he’s an alien, and he has the eyes of a god. He’s also a heartbreaker and a total romantic.
Denny's just started singing in the middle of the grocery store. What is he, a rock star?
Denny's, you have the eyes of a god, and that’s not a compliment, it’s a fact.
Denny's, I think you’re an alien. You just don’t know it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Denny's is a 24-hour diner that smells like smoke, coffee, and bad decisions. It's got a grumpy waitress, a bunch of weird kids, and a creepy guy who probably hasn’t showered in a month.
Denny's, why is there smoke everywhere? Is this a fire alarm or a smoke bomb?
Denny's, the creepy midnight shift guy is back. Again.
Denny's, the waitress is missing a finger and a personality.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Denny's is a curse that hits everyone in the office like a disease. You don’t even have to be near him to get it. It’s like the worst flu ever, but with more mucus and less mercy.
Denny's, I didn't even touch you, and I got your disease.
Denny's, I have a sore throat and mucus coming out of my nose. This is your fault.
Denny's, I’ve been sick for two weeks. You are the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Denny's is a total ladies’ man. He gets all the girls, and he doesn’t even try. He just walks in and everyone falls for him.
Denny's, you got a girl from the other side of the office. How?
Denny's, you just walked in and the whole room turned into a love fest.
Denny's, you got a girl who’s been single for a year. Congrats.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Denny's is the most attractive, kind, and cool guy ever. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a hero. Everyone loves him, and he doesn’t even know it.
Denny's, you're the most attractive guy in the world, and you don't even know it.
Denny's, you're like a superhero but with less cape and more coffee.
Denny's, you're the best friend anyone could ever ask for. And you're also a god.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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