A Denny's
A Denny's is the most attractive, kind, and cool guy ever. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a hero. Everyone loves him, and he doesn’t even know it.
Denny's, you're the most attractive guy in the world, and you don't even know it.
Denny's, you're like a superhero but with less cape and more coffee.
Denny's, you're the best friend anyone could ever ask for. And you're also a god.