A Denny's
A Denny's is a total god, but he thinks he's a total failure. He's like a superhuman who just doesn't know it. He's got the looks of a rock star, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a saint, but he'll tell you he's the worst at everything. He's also wrestled coyotes for fun and still doesn't get compliments.
Denny's, why do you think you're the worst when you're the best?
Denny's just wrestled a pack of coyotes and didn't even break a sweat.
Denny's, you look like Johnny Depp on a bad day, and that's a compliment.