A Depanneuse

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A woman who sleeps with every guy who asks. She’s like a convenience store, but for sex. You pay with a smile and a little tip.
'She was at the bar, and every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
'He asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but I’m also going to the gym.''
'She got three texts in one hour. All from different guys.'
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A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t care if you’re rich, poor, ugly, or hot. She just wants your body and your time.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex to call me.''
'She had five guys in her phone, and she was still looking for more.'
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A woman who sleeps with every man who walks by. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a wink and a little flirt.
'She saw him at the store. He waved. She ran after him.'
'He asked her if she was single. She said, 'I’m just busy with my life.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third in the evening.'
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A woman who’s always up for sex. She doesn’t even need a man. Just a little bit of money and a lot of time.
'He gave her $20. She said, 'That’s not enough.''
'She had three guys in the same day. All of them paid her.''
'He asked if she wanted to go out. She said, 'Sure, but I want cash.'
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A woman who sleeps with anyone. She doesn’t care if they’re old, young, fat, or thin. She just wants a little fun.
'She said she’d sleep with anyone. He asked, 'What about me?' She said, 'Sure.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third at night.''
'She was at the party. Every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
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A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a little bit of time and a lot of guys.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex.''
'She had five guys in her phone and was still looking for more.'
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