A Deployed soilder
Putting a tiny glass in a woman's snatch and filling it with vodka, then shoving salt up her butt and licking it while you drink.
At the bar, I watched my buddy do this to a bartender and got a free drink for it.
He did this to his sister and then got kicked out of the house.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a broken nose from the girl's reaction.