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Putting a tiny glass in a woman's snatch and filling it with vodka, then shoving salt up her butt and licking it while you drink.
At the bar, I watched my buddy do this to a bartender and got a free drink for it.
He did this to his sister and then got kicked out of the house.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a broken nose from the girl's reaction.
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Sticking a shot glass up a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then slapping salt on her butt and licking it before you drink.
I did this to my boss's wife and got promoted the next day.
My friend did this at a wedding and got thrown out of the reception.
He did it to a waitress and now she brings him free shots every day.
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Squeezing a shot glass into a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then rubbing salt on her butt and licking it before you take a shot.
He did this to his mom and got grounded for a week.
My brother tried this at a party and got slapped by a girl who had a broken nose.
I watched this happen at a bar and laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
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