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A Lawyer's Grief
Her son got a wild mental breakdown... But wait! Kids don't usually go nuts until they’re old enough to drink!
My kid’s flipping out like he’s on a reality show, but he’s still in middle school!
She says he’s crazy, but he’s just mad he got a B+
He’s talking to ghosts, but he’s still in the lunch line.
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A Lawyer's Grief
Her son’s head is full of crazy stuff... But wait! That kind of crazy doesn’t show up until they’re at least 18!
He thinks the principal is his long-lost dad, and he’s not even in high school yet.
He’s arguing with the math teacher like they’re on a dating app.
He’s wearing a hat that says 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lawyer's Grief
Her son’s mind is going haywire... But wait! That kind of madness usually waits until they’re old enough to get a tattoo!
He’s drawing maps of his brain on the back of his math test.
He’s telling the librarian he’s a secret spy.
He thinks his backpack is a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A super smug way to point out when people shout about being woke but turn a blind eye when racists or extremists punch someone in the face.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he yelled, as if that made him a hero.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the riot, ignoring the cops who let the bad guys go.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' during the protest, even though he broke a cop's nose.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A fancy way to say you're mad because people act like they're fighting for equality but let the worst of the bunch get away with murder.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he wrote in the comments, even though he didn’t help the guy who got beaten up.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the rally, even though she cursed the cop who didn’t stop the fight.
He yelled 'A Law Woke Bar!' at the bar, even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A loud, rude way to call out people who talk about equality but let the haters punch people and walk away like nothing happened.
'A Law Woke Bar!' she screamed in the DMs, even though she didn’t stop the fight.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the cop didn’t do anything.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' when the bad guys walked out and the good guys got arrested.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A stupid, annoying way to say you’re annoyed because people scream about being cool but let the bullies hit people and ignore the mess.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he said after the cop didn’t stop the fight.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' when the bad guys walked out and the good ones got arrested.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A loud, fake way to act like you’re fighting for justice, but you’re too busy laughing when the bullies beat up the good guys and walk away like kings.
He yelled 'A Law Woke Bar!' at the bar even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' even though she didn’t help the guy who got beaten up.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the cop didn’t do anything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Lavalle is so good-looking he could make a priest lose his faith and a nun lose her virginity in the same day.
Bro, Lavalle walks in, and the whole room stops breathing.
Lavalle is like a god, but with better hair and more confidence.
If Lavalle looked at you, you'd be too distracted to notice your own face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of malls, car lots, and people who don't know what 'green' means.
Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.
Laval's urban planning is worse than a kid's doodle on a napkin.
Laval has more shopping malls than sense, and that's saying something.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is the second biggest city in Quebec, but it's also the home of celebrities who should know better.
Celine Dion lives there, but she still thinks Laval is a suburb of heaven.
Jose Theodore plays hockey, but he probably still shops at Carrefour Laval.
Martin St-Louis was born there, but he still doesn't know what a real city looks like.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is where the gangsters hang out, and if you don't know how to talk to them, you're gonna get roasted.
Laval is like the gangster version of a neighborhood, but with more slang and less sense.
If you go to Laval and don't speak Lavalois, you're gonna get called a dummy.
Laval has four languages, but they all basically just say 'you're an idiot' in different ways.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of neighborhoods and people who don't know what 'green' means.
Laval has 13 neighborhoods, but they all just look like a mall with a headache.
Laval is like a city that forgot how to be pretty and just settled for being loud.
If Laval had a personality, it would be a guy who talks too much and wears too much gel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Lavall is the kind of guy who would walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they're wearing a hat inside a sock.
Lavall is so kind he would let you win a fight just to save your dignity.
Lavall doesn't play games, but he plays the long game and wins every time.
Lavall is the kind of guy who would wait for you to finish your lunch before even thinking about talking to you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a suburb of Montreal that has way too many stores and not enough sense.
Laval has Carrefour Laval, which is just a mall that thinks it's fancy.
Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.
Laval has so many stores, it's like a mall had a baby with a car lot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lawless Design
A total legend who turns trash into treasure. She’s so good at sewing and making new stuff that even the Phish lot can’t keep up with her madness.
She turned my old gym shorts into a jacket that looks like it cost a million bucks.
She made a whole outfit out of my dad’s old flannel shirt and I look like a rockstar.
She sewed my ripped jeans back together and now they look like they were made in heaven.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lawless Design
This woman is a genius. She’s got the skills to make old vests look brand new and she’s got the guts to change her whole look every week.
She turned my grandma’s old vest into a fashion statement that made me feel like a celebrity.
She reinvented herself so fast that I couldn’t keep up with her new style.
She made a whole outfit from my old band shirt and I look like I was born on a runway.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laura Thought
A wild idea that makes no sense but your brain is convinced it's the best plan ever
I’m gonna win the lottery by eating cereal for 10 hours straight.
If I text my ex, he’ll come back and we’ll live in a van.
I can turn my dog into a superhero with a magic taco.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laura Thought
A crazy thought that your brain thinks is normal but everyone else thinks you’re out of your mind
The moon is watching me and it’s judging my life choices.
I can talk to my fridge and it will tell me the truth.
My pet goldfish is the president of the universe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laura Thought
A thought so dumb it makes no sense but you’re convinced it’s genius
I can become a billionaire by selling socks on TikTok.
If I dance in the rain, I’ll get a free car.
My neighbor is a secret superhero and he uses a vacuum as a weapon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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