A Lawyer's Grief

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Her son got a wild mental breakdown... But wait! Kids don't usually go nuts until they’re old enough to drink!
My kid’s flipping out like he’s on a reality show, but he’s still in middle school!
She says he’s crazy, but he’s just mad he got a B+
He’s talking to ghosts, but he’s still in the lunch line.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Her son’s head is full of crazy stuff... But wait! That kind of crazy doesn’t show up until they’re at least 18!
He thinks the principal is his long-lost dad, and he’s not even in high school yet.
He’s arguing with the math teacher like they’re on a dating app.
He’s wearing a hat that says 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Her son’s mind is going haywire... But wait! That kind of madness usually waits until they’re old enough to get a tattoo!
He’s drawing maps of his brain on the back of his math test.
He’s telling the librarian he’s a secret spy.
He thinks his backpack is a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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