Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wild idea that makes no sense but your brain is convinced it's the best plan ever

I’m gonna win the lottery by eating cereal for 10 hours straight.

If I text my ex, he’ll come back and we’ll live in a van.

I can turn my dog into a superhero with a magic taco.

2

A crazy thought that your brain thinks is normal but everyone else thinks you’re out of your mind

The moon is watching me and it’s judging my life choices.

I can talk to my fridge and it will tell me the truth.

My pet goldfish is the president of the universe.

3

A thought so dumb it makes no sense but you’re convinced it’s genius

I can become a billionaire by selling socks on TikTok.

If I dance in the rain, I’ll get a free car.

My neighbor is a secret superhero and he uses a vacuum as a weapon.

4

A made-up plan that sounds awesome but is completely impossible and you still believe in it

I’ll go to space by jumping off a cliff and yelling at the sky.

If I wear my socks on my hands, I’ll be able to read minds.

I can time travel by eating too much pizza.

5

A thought that’s so stupid it’s amazing and you swear it’s going to work

I can beat the world’s strongest man by singing lullabies.

If I throw my phone into the ocean, it will become a spaceship.

I can turn my cat into a dragon with a magic pencil.

6

A crazy idea that your brain loves but the rest of your body is like 'what the hell is happening?'

I’m gonna build a robot out of legos and it’ll save the world.

If I drink coffee from a blender, I’ll be able to speak French.

My goldfish is going to take over the internet.