A Lavalle

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Lavalle is so good-looking he could make a priest lose his faith and a nun lose her virginity in the same day.

Bro, Lavalle walks in, and the whole room stops breathing.

Lavalle is like a god, but with better hair and more confidence.

If Lavalle looked at you, you'd be too distracted to notice your own face.

Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of malls, car lots, and people who don't know what 'green' means.

Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.

Laval's urban planning is worse than a kid's doodle on a napkin.

Laval has more shopping malls than sense, and that's saying something.

Laval is the second biggest city in Quebec, but it's also the home of celebrities who should know better.

Celine Dion lives there, but she still thinks Laval is a suburb of heaven.

Jose Theodore plays hockey, but he probably still shops at Carrefour Laval.

Martin St-Louis was born there, but he still doesn't know what a real city looks like.

Laval is where the gangsters hang out, and if you don't know how to talk to them, you're gonna get roasted.

Laval is like the gangster version of a neighborhood, but with more slang and less sense.

If you go to Laval and don't speak Lavalois, you're gonna get called a dummy.

Laval has four languages, but they all basically just say 'you're an idiot' in different ways.

Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of neighborhoods and people who don't know what 'green' means.

Laval has 13 neighborhoods, but they all just look like a mall with a headache.

Laval is like a city that forgot how to be pretty and just settled for being loud.

If Laval had a personality, it would be a guy who talks too much and wears too much gel.

Lavall is the kind of guy who would walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they're wearing a hat inside a sock.

Lavall is so kind he would let you win a fight just to save your dignity.

Lavall doesn't play games, but he plays the long game and wins every time.

Lavall is the kind of guy who would wait for you to finish your lunch before even thinking about talking to you.

Laval is a suburb of Montreal that has way too many stores and not enough sense.

Laval has Carrefour Laval, which is just a mall that thinks it's fancy.

Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.

Laval has so many stores, it's like a mall had a baby with a car lot.