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Shooting cum in someone's mouth and making them so disgusted they force it back up your cock like it’s a nightmare.

I gave my mom a surprise cum shot and she yelled, 'I'm gonna get you back, and I'm gonna get you good!' and spat it back up my cock.

My friend did it to me in the cafeteria and I threw it back up his cock like it was a prank gone wrong.

He did it to me in the car and I made him eat it back up his cock like it was a punishment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is someone who lives for Monster Gaming's videos and acts like they're the only one who knows the truth.

I watch Monster Gaming videos every day, and I'm not even slightly exaggerating.

My mom says I'm a monster because I don't stop watching Monster Gaming videos.

I told my teacher I'm a monster because I skipped class to watch Monster Gaming videos.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is that thing you tell your parents is under your bed so you don't have to go to sleep. It's also that gross energy drink that makes you feel like you're on fire.

I told my dad there was a monster under my bed, and he just said, 'You're not getting out of bedtime.'

I drank a monster and my heart started beating like it was in a fight.

My brother drank a monster and ran around the house like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is the worst thing that can happen to you. Like aids, but worse, because aids is just a word that makes you sound like a bad kid.

I got aids and now I'm a monster.

My cousin says he has aids, but I say he's just a monster.

My teacher said I was a monster because I had aids and didn't do my homework.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is when someone asks you a bunch of questions until you're so confused you don't know if you're coming or going.

My mom asked me 100 questions before I could eat breakfast.

My teacher asked me so many questions I forgot my own name.

My friend asked me so many questions I thought I was going to die.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is a big, ugly, scary thing that lives in your nightmares. It's not cute, it's not kind, it's just a giant, angry, hairy, smelly creature.

I saw a monster in my dream and it had 100 teeth.

My brother drew a monster and it looked like it wanted to eat me.

I told my friend I saw a monster and it was bigger than my house.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is when someone says you're gross and you're just going to stay single forever.

My crush said I was a monster and I'm never getting a date.

My friend told me I was a monster and I'm going to be alone forever.

I asked my crush out and they said I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monster

A monster is a person who is actually super nice and kind and just happens to be really ugly.

My friend is a monster, but she's the nicest person I know.

I told my teacher I was a monster, and he said I was actually really cute.

My mom says I'm a monster, but I'm just a kind person who doesn't know how to be pretty.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

A person who takes a squirrel and shoves it up a monkey's ass like it's a prank gone wrong

My neighbor took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a horror movie.

At the zoo, a kid took a squirrel and shoved it up a monkey's ass for no reason.

The guy at the bar took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a bet.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

When you light a cigarette with a bud that's already on fire and you're too lazy to just use a lighter

I lit my cigarette with a lit bud because I was too lazy to use a lighter.

My friend lit his cigarette with my lit bud because he didn’t want to buy a lighter.

I tried to light my cigarette with a lit bud and burned my finger.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

A total mess, like when a monkey fucks or a fuck happens from a monkey. Either way, it's a disaster.

That party was a total mess, like a monkeyfuck from hell.

The food was a disaster, like a monkeyfuck of bad cooking.

The morning after the party was a total disaster, like a monkeyfuck from the inside.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

When you make a bunch of people work on a problem that's so small it's not even worth their time

My boss made us all work on a tiny problem that didn’t even matter.

The teacher made the whole class solve a tiny math problem just to make us work.

They made ten people work on a problem that was just a typo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

When you light your cigarette using someone else's lit cigarette, and they have to have it in their mouth for it to count

I lit my cigarette from my friend's lit cigarette while he was still smoking.

At the bar, I lit my cigarette from someone’s lit cigarette while they were talking.

I tried to light my cigarette from someone else’s, but they weren’t smoking.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

A person who takes a monkey and fucks it like it's the best thing they ever did

My friend fucked a monkey like it was the best day of his life.

The guy at the park fucked a monkey like it was a concert.

I saw a guy fuck a monkey and it was the weirdest thing I ever saw.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeyfuck

A guy who does silly pranks and is annoying, but not so much that he's a motherfucker

That kid did silly pranks all day, but he wasn’t a motherfucker.

My friend pulled silly pranks and was annoying but not too bad.

The guy next door does silly pranks, but he's not a motherfucker.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeys Job

The job Ryan has, which is basically just sitting there being a human being and doing nothing important.

Ryan: 'I don't do anything.' Boss: 'That's your job.'

Ryan: 'I work here.' Coworker: 'No, you just sit here.'

Ryan: 'I'm paid to do nothing.' Boss: 'That's what I pay you for.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeys Job

A boring task you do over and over like a brain-dead zombie with no life.

I do the same thing every day like I'm a robot.

This job is so boring I could sleep through a war.

I'm not paid enough to think.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeys Job

When you blow a load and poop in your hand and throw it in your lover's face while yelling like a lunatic.

He pooped in my face during sex. I died.

She threw poop at me like it was a romantic gesture.

I thought we were having sex. Turns out, I was being pooped on.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeys Job

When you look at something and go 'no way' or 'what the hell is this' while being mildly annoyed.

This job is the worst. I'm mildly annoyed.

I saw that thing and said, 'no way.'

What the hell is this? This is the worst.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Monkeys Job

When you swing on a bar like a monkey and blow a load while screaming like it's the best thing ever.

He was swinging and blowing a load like a lunatic.

She screamed while giving a blowjob like she was on fire.

That monkey job was so good, I almost died.

by Slangipedia 17d ago