Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The job Ryan has, which is basically just sitting there being a human being and doing nothing important.

Ryan: 'I don't do anything.' Boss: 'That's your job.'

Ryan: 'I work here.' Coworker: 'No, you just sit here.'

Ryan: 'I'm paid to do nothing.' Boss: 'That's what I pay you for.'

2

A boring task you do over and over like a brain-dead zombie with no life.

I do the same thing every day like I'm a robot.

This job is so boring I could sleep through a war.

I'm not paid enough to think.

3

When you blow a load and poop in your hand and throw it in your lover's face while yelling like a lunatic.

He pooped in my face during sex. I died.

She threw poop at me like it was a romantic gesture.

I thought we were having sex. Turns out, I was being pooped on.

4

When you look at something and go 'no way' or 'what the hell is this' while being mildly annoyed.

This job is the worst. I'm mildly annoyed.

I saw that thing and said, 'no way.'

What the hell is this? This is the worst.

5

When you swing on a bar like a monkey and blow a load while screaming like it's the best thing ever.

He was swinging and blowing a load like a lunatic.

She screamed while giving a blowjob like she was on fire.

That monkey job was so good, I almost died.

6

A white person who gets used by a business to look good, like a fake face for the place.

The white guy was just there to make the place look fancy.

They hired a white guy to look good, not to do anything.

The white person was just a face for the restaurant.