A Monster

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A monster is someone who lives for Monster Gaming's videos and acts like they're the only one who knows the truth.

I watch Monster Gaming videos every day, and I'm not even slightly exaggerating.

My mom says I'm a monster because I don't stop watching Monster Gaming videos.

I told my teacher I'm a monster because I skipped class to watch Monster Gaming videos.

A monster is that thing you tell your parents is under your bed so you don't have to go to sleep. It's also that gross energy drink that makes you feel like you're on fire.

I told my dad there was a monster under my bed, and he just said, 'You're not getting out of bedtime.'

I drank a monster and my heart started beating like it was in a fight.

My brother drank a monster and ran around the house like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A monster is the worst thing that can happen to you. Like aids, but worse, because aids is just a word that makes you sound like a bad kid.

I got aids and now I'm a monster.

My cousin says he has aids, but I say he's just a monster.

My teacher said I was a monster because I had aids and didn't do my homework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A monster is when someone asks you a bunch of questions until you're so confused you don't know if you're coming or going.

My mom asked me 100 questions before I could eat breakfast.

My teacher asked me so many questions I forgot my own name.

My friend asked me so many questions I thought I was going to die.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A monster is a big, ugly, scary thing that lives in your nightmares. It's not cute, it's not kind, it's just a giant, angry, hairy, smelly creature.

I saw a monster in my dream and it had 100 teeth.

My brother drew a monster and it looked like it wanted to eat me.

I told my friend I saw a monster and it was bigger than my house.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A monster is when someone says you're gross and you're just going to stay single forever.

My crush said I was a monster and I'm never getting a date.

My friend told me I was a monster and I'm going to be alone forever.

I asked my crush out and they said I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A monster is a person who is actually super nice and kind and just happens to be really ugly.

My friend is a monster, but she's the nicest person I know.

I told my teacher I was a monster, and he said I was actually really cute.

My mom says I'm a monster, but I'm just a kind person who doesn't know how to be pretty.

by Slangipedia 15d ago