A Flynn

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A Flynn is a hot, amazing, and totally awesome person who makes you want to jump them in bed, on the couch, or even in the middle of a math test. They’re like a magical creature who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut off.
Just saw a Flynn in the grocery store. I almost ran them over with my cart.
My Flynn kissed me and I forgot how to breathe. Classic.
I asked my Flynn for a date and they said yes. I cried.
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Flynn is not just a name. It’s a lifestyle. It’s being awesome, being totally cool, and being someone who can make your day better just by showing up.
My Flynn walked in, and suddenly I was happy again.
I told my Flynn I loved them and they said, 'I know.'
Flynn walked in and I died. Then I came back to life.
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A Flynn is someone who will stick with you even if you’re a total mess. They’ll love you no matter how many times you yell at them or forget their birthday.
My Flynn dated my best friend and still loved me. I’m confused.
I treated my Flynn like trash, and they still loved me. I’m weird.
I forgot my Flynn’s birthday, and they said, 'It’s okay. I remember yours.'
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Being in like Flynn means you’re so lucky it’s almost unfair. Like you just got a free pizza and a raise and a pet dragon.
I just won the lottery. That’s like being in like Flynn.
I got promoted and my crush liked me. That’s in like Flynn.
I ate pizza for breakfast. That’s in like Flynn.
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A Flynn has a penis so big it could probably be used as a ladder. Or a sword. Or a bridge.
My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a ladder.
I saw my Flynn’s penis and I died. Then I came back to life.
My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a sword.
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A Flynn is your best friend, your laugh partner, and your emotional support animal. They’ll always be there for you, even if they yell at you like a madman.
My Flynn told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
My Flynn yelled at me for 10 minutes. I still love them.
I felt sad, and my Flynn made it better with a stupid joke.
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To Flynn means to eat like a monster, to drink like a sailor, and to do it all with wild enthusiasm.
I Flynned my pizza and ate it all in one bite.
I Flynned my drink and it was gone in seconds.
I Flynned my life and now I’m super happy.
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