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A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna eat the whole world if they don’t watch out for flying m&ms.
My kid ate a flying m&m and now I think they’re gonna eat my face next.
I saw my son catch an m&m mid-air and I started screaming like I was being chased by a monster.
If I don’t stop this m&m madness, I swear I’ll turn my kids into m&m snacks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Linda Lee
A mom so scared of m&ms that she thinks they’re gonna take over her kids’ brains.
I told my kid to stop catching m&ms, and now I think he’s gonna start a m&m rebellion.
My daughter caught an m&m and I thought she was gonna start talking in m&m code.
I’m not a crazy mom, I’m just a mom who’s been attacked by flying m&ms.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna become candy monsters if they keep eating m&ms.
My kid became a candy monster after eating 10 m&ms. I had to call the m&m police.
I saw my son turn into a m&m beast and I started crying.
If my kid catches one more m&m, I’m gonna turn him into a m&m snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
When you're getting it doggie style and the guy is about to blow load, he yanks out and shoots his cum all over your head like he's trying to bald you.
My girl got a Lincoln in the hair during her first time. She still has a bald spot.
He pulled out mid-ride and made me look like a porcupine.
My buddy got a Lincoln and now he smells like a hot dog stand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a hot guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend. He plays video games like it's a war and will rage like a mad man.
Lincoln laughed at my 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke and still bought me pizza.
He rage-quitted my game and said I was a 'noob with no life.'
He’s the guy who will cry at sad movies but laugh at your worst puns.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a guy who is cute, kind, and will make your life better with jokes and good vibes. He’s like your personal laugh machine.
My Lincoln made me laugh so hard I cried during my lunch break.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I still can’t stop laughing.
He’s the guy who will make your bad day into a funny story.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a guy who will be your friend even if you’re a total dork. He'll keep your secrets and will even stand up for you if someone gives you grief.
My Lincoln kept my crush a secret and even lied to my mom for me.
He stood up for me when some jocks picked on me at lunch.
He’s the guy who will keep your dumb jokes a secret from the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
The coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves him and he has more friends than a pizza has slices. He's like the king of the school.
Lincoln got all the girls at the dance and still had time to beat me in a video game.
He's got friends in every class and even the teachers like him.
He's the guy who could make Chuck Norris jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is when someone shoots cum on your head like they're trying to make you blind.
My Lincoln was so bad I couldn't see the board for a week.
He got me so messed up I had to go to the nurse.
He shot cum on my head and I still have a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is just five bucks. No more. No less. If you have one, you can buy a soda or a snack. If you don’t, you’re broke.
I used my Lincoln to buy a soda and still had change left.
He had a Lincoln and spent it all on candy.
My Lincoln ran out and I had to borrow money from my mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
Blowing a stink so strong it could make a saint cry while it’s happening
My cousin did a Lincoln Move during the church service. The priest left mid-prayer.
I did a Lincoln Move in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss quit.
My dog did a Lincoln Move on the carpet. I had to move out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
Farting so loud and smelly it feels like a war broke out in your pants
My friend did a Lincoln Move during a test. The teacher failed everyone.
I did a Lincoln Move in the elevator. The guy next to me screamed like a baby.
My brother did a Lincoln Move during dinner. Mom threw the food.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
When you let one rip so bad it smells like a garbage can exploded in your crotch
At the movie theater, I did a Lincoln Move. The whole row ran out.
My dad did a Lincoln Move during the family reunion. No one wants to see him again.
I did a Lincoln Move in the car. My friend threw up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
Farting with such force it feels like your pants are about to catch fire
I did a Lincoln Move in the classroom. The teacher sent me to the office.
My friend did a Lincoln Move in the restaurant. The waiter left.
I did a Lincoln Move on the bus. Everyone got off.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
Letting one rip so smelly it could make a dragon faint
My brother did a Lincoln Move in the bathroom. The toilet overflowed.
I did a Lincoln Move at the park. The dogs ran away.
My friend did a Lincoln Move in the library. The librarian banned him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lincoln Move
Farting so bad it sounds like a bear got stuck in your pants
I did a Lincoln Move during the meeting. The boss fired me.
My cousin did a Lincoln Move in the car. The driver swerved.
I did a Lincoln Move on the plane. The flight attendant gave me a warning.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lily
A Lily is a woman who has a guy who's perfect for her, but she keeps leading him on like a f***ing f***, just so she can flirt with some loser who doesn't even know her name. She treats the good guy like trash and never thanks him for anything.
I'm dating a Lily and she's still with that guy who doesn't even know my name.
She texted me 10 times today and still chose the guy who hates me.
I put up with her drama for three years and she still chose the f***ing loser.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lily
A Lily is the most amazing person you could ever meet, she's kind, has a great ass, and she'll forgive you, but she will also f***ing remember every single thing you did to her.
She's the best friend I've ever had, but I once broke her trust and she never let me forget it.
She's so kind, but if you mess with her, she'll never let you live it down.
She forgave me for breaking her heart, but she still f***ing remembers it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lily
A Lily is a cute, sweet girl who will treat you like a king, but if you hurt her, she'll just cry and hide, not yell or f***ing fight back.
He broke her heart and she just cried in the corner.
She told me she loved me, then I left and she didn't even say goodbye.
She's the sweetest girl, but if you mess with her, she'll just cry and keep quiet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lily
A Lily is a total package, smart, funny, crazy, and she'll f***ing stand up for herself and her friends, but she also has a heart of gold and is f***ing sensitive.
She stood up for me in front of the whole class.
She's smart, funny, and f***ing crazy all at once.
She's sensitive and will cry if you say something mean to her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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