Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blowing a stink so strong it could make a saint cry while it’s happening

My cousin did a Lincoln Move during the church service. The priest left mid-prayer.

I did a Lincoln Move in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss quit.

My dog did a Lincoln Move on the carpet. I had to move out.

2

Farting so loud and smelly it feels like a war broke out in your pants

My friend did a Lincoln Move during a test. The teacher failed everyone.

I did a Lincoln Move in the elevator. The guy next to me screamed like a baby.

My brother did a Lincoln Move during dinner. Mom threw the food.

3

When you let one rip so bad it smells like a garbage can exploded in your crotch

At the movie theater, I did a Lincoln Move. The whole row ran out.

My dad did a Lincoln Move during the family reunion. No one wants to see him again.

I did a Lincoln Move in the car. My friend threw up.

4

Farting with such force it feels like your pants are about to catch fire

I did a Lincoln Move in the classroom. The teacher sent me to the office.

My friend did a Lincoln Move in the restaurant. The waiter left.

I did a Lincoln Move on the bus. Everyone got off.

5

Letting one rip so smelly it could make a dragon faint

My brother did a Lincoln Move in the bathroom. The toilet overflowed.

I did a Lincoln Move at the park. The dogs ran away.

My friend did a Lincoln Move in the library. The librarian banned him.

6

Farting so bad it sounds like a bear got stuck in your pants

I did a Lincoln Move during the meeting. The boss fired me.

My cousin did a Lincoln Move in the car. The driver swerved.

I did a Lincoln Move on the plane. The flight attendant gave me a warning.