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D.E.N.N.I.S. Method
When you ignore a girl so much she thinks you're playing hard to get.
I didn't text her for a week and she thought I was mad at her.
I ignored her calls and she thought I was busy.
I left her hanging and she thought I was playing games.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S. Method
When you make a girl believe you're the only one who can save her.
I told her I was the only one who could fix her life.
I said I was her only hope and she believed me.
I made her think I was the only one who could love her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S. Method
When you break up with a girl so hard she forgets you ever existed.
I broke up with her and she forgot her name.
I left her in the dust and she forgot how to walk.
I split and she forgot her phone number.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is a smelly, stupid plan that men use to trick women into thinking they're the best thing since sliced bread. It was made famous by a guy named Dennis who probably smells like old socks and regret.
I showed up with a pizza and a death wish. Now I'm stuck with her for life.
He brought me flowers, then forgot my name. Classic D. E. N. N. I. S. move.
He said he'd never leave me. Now he's in a hotel with a hot dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is when men try to be cool by doing stuff like lifting weights and pretending they're not a complete disaster.
He lifted me up, then dropped me like I was a broken chair.
He did push-ups. I did crying.
He tried to be cool. I was cool, but I had a migraine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is the reason you're stuck with a man who thinks he's a god, but he's just a man with bad hair and worse decisions.
He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who smells like lavender and regret.
He told me he loved me. Then he told me he loved his mom more.
He promised me the moon. Now he's on the moon with another woman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's doing something clever, but he's just being a fool with a plan.
He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who looks like a barista and smells like coffee and lies.
He told me he'd always be there. He was there for 10 minutes, then left.
He said he was my hero. Now he's my ex and my nightmare.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is the dumbest way a man can try to win a woman over by doing things like buying her a cup of coffee and then acting like he's a king.
He bought me coffee, then asked for my number. I gave him my life.
He said he'd take me to the moon. Now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.
He bought me a coffee. Then he forgot my name. I’m still paying for it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's being cool, but he's just being a fool who doesn't know how to love properly.
He told me he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a woman who smells like perfume and regret.
He said he'd always be there. Now I’m here, and he's there with a hot dog and a woman.
He promised me the moon, but now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A guy from Auburn, AL who’s so bad at getting laid he might as well be dead. People laugh at him like he’s a joke.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.
My friend’s cousin is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to prom and she said no.
My teacher is a D. E. G. L. He’s been teaching for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A guy who never gets laid because he’s too scared to talk to girls. He’s like a ghost at a party.
My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl at the store and ran away.
My brother is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.
My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been married for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to flirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A man who’s so bad at dating he might as well be a monk. He’s been living like a hermit for years.
My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living in his mom’s basement for 10 years.
My friend’s brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s never gone on a date in his life.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 25 years and still thinks he’s cute.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A guy who’s so bad at getting laid he’s famous for it. People talk about him like he’s a superhero.
My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 30 years and still thinks he’s a legend.
My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to marry him and she said no.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a monk for 20 years.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A man who’s never had sex because he’s too scared to ask. He’s like a chicken at a barbecue.
My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl and ran away like a chicken.
My brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 15 years and still thinks he’s cool.
My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.G.L
A guy who’s never gotten laid because he’s too lazy to try. He’s like a couch that never moves.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.
My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been lazy for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.
My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a couch for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.C.I.B
A universal rule that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with crumbs in your hair and a stomach full of regret.
My sister ate cookies in bed and now she’s stuck with a crumb-filled pillow and a belly like a balloon.
I tried to eat cookies in bed and ended up with a mouth full of crumbs and a head full of guilt.
Don’t eat cookies in bed. You’ll end up with a mess and no sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.C.I.B
A sacred law that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll wake up with a mouth full of crumbs and a brain full of nonsense.
I ate cookies in bed and woke up with crumbs in my hair and a brain full of nonsense.
My dog ate cookies in bed and ended up with a cookie-stained blanket and a belly full of joy.
I broke the law and now I have to live with the consequences.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.C.I.B
A rule so strong it says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with a mess and no sleep, and you’ll be mad at yourself.
I broke D. E. C. I. B and now I have crumbs everywhere and I’m too full to sleep.
I ate cookies in bed and now I’m stuck with a messy bed and a full stomach.
D. E. C. I. B is a rule I should have followed, but I didn’t.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.B.S.
D. E. B. S. is a stupid movie from 2004 where four hot girls fight crime and try not to mess up their makeup while doing it. It's also a gay love story that makes everyone roll their eyes.
"I watched D. E. B. S. and now I hate all action movies.", @MovieHater2000
My mom said D. E. B. S. is the worst thing since sliced bread.
D. E. B. S. is like a bad dream with too much lipstick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.E.B.S.
D. E. B. S. is the best movie ever, like the government recruited four girls who can lie, cheat, and kick ass. They fight a evil villain and then fall in love with her, which is the worst thing that ever happened.
"D. E. B. S. is the greatest movie of all time. I would die for it.", @MovieFanatic99
My friend cried during D. E. B. S. because it was so good.
D. E. B. S. is the only movie that makes me want to be a secret agent.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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