D.E.G.L
A guy who never gets laid because he’s too scared to talk to girls. He’s like a ghost at a party.
My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl at the store and ran away.
My brother is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.
My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been married for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to flirt.