D.E.G.L

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A guy from Auburn, AL who’s so bad at getting laid he might as well be dead. People laugh at him like he’s a joke.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.

My friend’s cousin is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to prom and she said no.

My teacher is a D. E. G. L. He’s been teaching for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

A guy who never gets laid because he’s too scared to talk to girls. He’s like a ghost at a party.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl at the store and ran away.

My brother is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.

My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been married for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to flirt.

A man who’s so bad at dating he might as well be a monk. He’s been living like a hermit for years.

My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living in his mom’s basement for 10 years.

My friend’s brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s never gone on a date in his life.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 25 years and still thinks he’s cute.

A guy who’s so bad at getting laid he’s famous for it. People talk about him like he’s a superhero.

My dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 30 years and still thinks he’s a legend.

My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to marry him and she said no.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a monk for 20 years.

A man who’s never had sex because he’s too scared to ask. He’s like a chicken at a barbecue.

My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl and ran away like a chicken.

My brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 15 years and still thinks he’s cool.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.

A guy who’s never gotten laid because he’s too lazy to try. He’s like a couch that never moves.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.

My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been lazy for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a couch for 10 years.