D.E.G.L - A man who’s never had sex because he’s too scared to ask. He

A man who’s never had sex because he’s too scared to ask. He’s like a chicken at a barbecue.

My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He saw a girl and ran away like a chicken.

My brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 15 years and still thinks he’s cool.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He asked a girl to dance and she said no.