D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is a smelly, stupid plan that men use to trick women into thinking they're the best thing since sliced bread. It was made famous by a guy named Dennis who probably smells like old socks and regret.
I showed up with a pizza and a death wish. Now I'm stuck with her for life.
He brought me flowers, then forgot my name. Classic D. E. N. N. I. S. move.
He said he'd never leave me. Now he's in a hotel with a hot dog.