D.E.N.N.I.S System

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D. E. N. N. I. S. is a smelly, stupid plan that men use to trick women into thinking they're the best thing since sliced bread. It was made famous by a guy named Dennis who probably smells like old socks and regret.
I showed up with a pizza and a death wish. Now I'm stuck with her for life.
He brought me flowers, then forgot my name. Classic D. E. N. N. I. S. move.
He said he'd never leave me. Now he's in a hotel with a hot dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. N. N. I. S. is when men try to be cool by doing stuff like lifting weights and pretending they're not a complete disaster.
He lifted me up, then dropped me like I was a broken chair.
He did push-ups. I did crying.
He tried to be cool. I was cool, but I had a migraine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. N. N. I. S. is the reason you're stuck with a man who thinks he's a god, but he's just a man with bad hair and worse decisions.
He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who smells like lavender and regret.
He told me he loved me. Then he told me he loved his mom more.
He promised me the moon. Now he's on the moon with another woman.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's doing something clever, but he's just being a fool with a plan.
He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who looks like a barista and smells like coffee and lies.
He told me he'd always be there. He was there for 10 minutes, then left.
He said he was my hero. Now he's my ex and my nightmare.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. N. N. I. S. is the dumbest way a man can try to win a woman over by doing things like buying her a cup of coffee and then acting like he's a king.
He bought me coffee, then asked for my number. I gave him my life.
He said he'd take me to the moon. Now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.
He bought me a coffee. Then he forgot my name. I’m still paying for it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's being cool, but he's just being a fool who doesn't know how to love properly.
He told me he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a woman who smells like perfume and regret.
He said he'd always be there. Now I’m here, and he's there with a hot dog and a woman.
He promised me the moon, but now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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