D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is the dumbest way a man can try to win a woman over by doing things like buying her a cup of coffee and then acting like he's a king.
He bought me coffee, then asked for my number. I gave him my life.
He said he'd take me to the moon. Now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.
He bought me a coffee. Then he forgot my name. I’m still paying for it.