D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's being cool, but he's just being a fool who doesn't know how to love properly.
He told me he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a woman who smells like perfume and regret.
He said he'd always be there. Now I’m here, and he's there with a hot dog and a woman.
He promised me the moon, but now he's stuck with me and a coffee stain.