D.E.N.N.I.S System
D. E. N. N. I. S. is when a man thinks he's doing something clever, but he's just being a fool with a plan.
He said he'd never leave me. He left me for a woman who looks like a barista and smells like coffee and lies.
He told me he'd always be there. He was there for 10 minutes, then left.
He said he was my hero. Now he's my ex and my nightmare.