D.E.C.I.B

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A universal rule that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with crumbs in your hair and a stomach full of regret.
My sister ate cookies in bed and now she’s stuck with a crumb-filled pillow and a belly like a balloon.
I tried to eat cookies in bed and ended up with a mouth full of crumbs and a head full of guilt.
Don’t eat cookies in bed. You’ll end up with a mess and no sleep.
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A sacred law that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll wake up with a mouth full of crumbs and a brain full of nonsense.
I ate cookies in bed and woke up with crumbs in my hair and a brain full of nonsense.
My dog ate cookies in bed and ended up with a cookie-stained blanket and a belly full of joy.
I broke the law and now I have to live with the consequences.
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A rule so strong it says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with a mess and no sleep, and you’ll be mad at yourself.
I broke D. E. C. I. B and now I have crumbs everywhere and I’m too full to sleep.
I ate cookies in bed and now I’m stuck with a messy bed and a full stomach.
D. E. C. I. B is a rule I should have followed, but I didn’t.
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