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A universal rule that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with crumbs in your hair and a stomach full of regret.
My sister ate cookies in bed and now she’s stuck with a crumb-filled pillow and a belly like a balloon.
I tried to eat cookies in bed and ended up with a mouth full of crumbs and a head full of guilt.
Don’t eat cookies in bed. You’ll end up with a mess and no sleep.