Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to make a girl your slave by showing off your coolness.

I showed her my new car and she asked if I had a driver's license.

I bought her pizza and she asked if I had a job.

I showed off my flex and she asked if I was a robot.

2

When you touch a girl so much she thinks you're her new boyfriend.

I touched her hair and she thought I was her new stylist.

I grabbed her hand and she thought I was her new love.

I hugged her and she thought I was her new bestie.

3

When you act like you care so much she can't live without you.

I sent her 100 texts and she thought I was her new therapist.

I bought her flowers every day and she thought I was her new boyfriend.

I texted her every hour and she thought I was her new parent.

4

When you ignore a girl so much she thinks you're playing hard to get.

I didn't text her for a week and she thought I was mad at her.

I ignored her calls and she thought I was busy.

I left her hanging and she thought I was playing games.

5

When you make a girl believe you're the only one who can save her.

I told her I was the only one who could fix her life.

I said I was her only hope and she believed me.

I made her think I was the only one who could love her.

6

When you break up with a girl so hard she forgets you ever existed.

I broke up with her and she forgot her name.

I left her in the dust and she forgot how to walk.

I split and she forgot her phone number.