Discover Slang

D.S.M.F.S.
A loud, proud way to say someone did something so good it deserves a standing ovation. Jan Johnson uses it when someone vaults like they're fighting a dragon.
D. S. M. F. S.! You just jumped over a dragon! I’m impressed.
D. S. M. F. S.! That vault was so good, I think I just won an award.
D. S. M. F. S.! You vaulted so high, I think the sky got jealous.
D.S.M.F.S.
A shout of happiness when someone does something so good it makes you want to punch the air. Jan Johnson screams it when a kid vaults like they're on fire.
D. S. M. F. S.! That vault was so good, I want to punch the sky!
D. S. M. F. S.! You just jumped over a flaming unicorn. I love it.
D. S. M. F. S.! I think I just got a new high from that vault.
D.S.M.F.S.
A way to say something was so good it deserves a medal. Jan Johnson uses it when someone vaults so high it makes the clouds blush.
D. S. M. F. S.! That vault was so good, the clouds turned pink!
D. S. M. F. S.! You jumped so high, I think the sky took a bow.
D. S. M. F. S.! I think you just earned a medal from the sky itself.
D.S.L.F
A group of trolls who crash Discord servers and yell nonsense until everyone leaves. They’re like the worst kind of middle schoolers, but with more swearing.
@D. S. L. F just spammed 'LOL I AM A GOD' 500 times in the main chat
D. S. L. F crashed my server during a Zoom call with my math teacher
D. S. L. F sent a DM that said 'I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T LAUGH'
D.S.L.F
A bunch of people who ruin Discord servers by sending endless messages and making everyone’s life a nightmare. They’re like the trash in your lunch bag.
D. S. L. F flooded my server with 'I HATE YOU' messages for 10 minutes straight
D. S. L. F ruined my server during a study group
D. S. L. F sent me a 500-message long rant about pizza
D.S.L.F
A group of people who take over Discord servers and make everyone’s life a living hell by yelling and swearing nonstop. They’re the reason you can’t focus in class.
D. S. L. F took over my server and yelled 'F*** YOU' at me for 30 minutes
D. S. L. F crashed my server right before my history test
D. S. L. F sent a group message that said 'WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU'
D.S.L.F
A gang of people who flood Discord servers with random messages and swear at everyone until they can’t take it anymore. They’re like the worst kind of homework.
D. S. L. F spammed my server with 'I AM THE BEST' for 10 minutes
D. S. L. F ruined my server during my lunch break
D. S. L. F sent me a DM that said 'I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T LAUGH'
D.S.L.F
A group of people who crash Discord servers just for fun and swear at everyone. They’re like the worst kind of friends.
D. S. L. F crashed my server during my math test
D. S. L. F spammed my server with 'F*** YOU' for 5 minutes
D. S. L. F sent me a message that said 'I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T LAUGH'
D.S.L.F
A team of people who take over Discord servers and swear at everyone until they can’t take it anymore. They’re like the worst kind of teachers.
D. S. L. F took over my server and yelled 'F*** YOU' at me
D. S. L. F ruined my server during my lunch break
D. S. L. F sent me a message that said 'I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T LAUGH'
D.S.I Syndrome
Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome is when your brain explodes every time someone says something stupid and you literally lose it.
My cousin got D. S. I. when his friend said 'pizza is a vegetable.' I saw him throw a cheeseburger at a wall.
At lunch, my buddy screamed 'I hate math!' and I got D. S. I. and threw my soup at him.
My teacher said 'the moon is made of cheese' and I had to leave the room because of D. S. I.
D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is like having a tiny monster inside your head that yells at you whenever someone says something brain-dead.
When my brother said 'dogs can fly,' my monster screamed and I started crying in the hallway.
At the mall, a kid said 'I’m a superhero,' and I got D. S. I. and yelled 'you’re a failure!' in the food court.
My friend claimed 'the sky is green' and I had to sit down because my head was on fire.
D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when you can’t take any dumb stuff and you start yelling, spitting, or throwing things at people.
I got D. S. I. when my mom said 'I can run faster than a cheetah.' I threw my cereal at her.
My dog said 'I’m the king of the world' and I got D. S. I. and kicked the couch.
At the park, a kid said 'the sun is a banana' and I had to yell at him for 10 minutes.
D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when you hear dumb stuff and you feel like your brain is about to come out of your ears and hit someone.
My uncle said 'I can breathe underwater,' and I had D. S. I. and hit him with a pillow.
I got D. S. I. when my friend said 'the ocean is made of spaghetti.' I yelled and threw my juice box at him.
At school, my teacher said 'the earth is flat,' and I had D. S. I. and screamed at the whiteboard.
D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when you hear something so dumb that you start acting like a wild animal and attack the person who said it.
My friend said 'I can talk to ghosts,' and I had D. S. I. and bit his arm.
At the store, I got D. S. I. when the clerk said 'the moon is a sandwich.' I yelled and threw a bag of chips at her.
My little brother said 'I can fly,' and I had D. S. I. and ran around the house like a maniac.
D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when someone says something so stupid you feel like you need to punch them in the face, and sometimes you do.
At dinner, my dad said 'I can beat up a dragon,' and I got D. S. I. and punched him in the arm.
My brother said 'the sun is a robot,' and I had D. S. I. and kicked him out of the room.
When my friend said 'I can eat a whole cow,' I had D. S. I. and yelled at him for 10 minutes.
D.S.G.G.
A Georgia girl who acts like she’s got the whole South in her pockets and talks like she’s been eating grits since birth.
I’m from Georgia, not some backwoods cave. I know what a proper biscuit looks like.
You don’t know grits? You must be from up North.
I can out-southern you in a heartbeat, and I don’t even wear a hat.
D.S.G.G.
A girl from Georgia who thinks she’s the queen of the South and will tell you all about it, even if you don’t want to hear it.
I’m not just from Georgia, I’m the reason Georgia is cool.
If you don’t know what a sweet tea is, you don’t belong here.
I’ve had more Southern pride in one day than you’ve had in your whole life.
D.S.G.G.
A Georgia girl who thinks she’s the best thing since peach cobbler and will prove it with every word she says.
Peach cobbler? That’s just my side dish.
You don’t even know what a proper fried chicken looks like.
I don’t just live in Georgia, I breathe it.
D.S.G.G.
A girl from Georgia who acts like she’s the only one who knows how to talk and eat properly.
You talk like you’re from somewhere else. What’s wrong with you?
I eat with my hands and you don’t even know what that means.
You don’t know how to say ‘biscuit’ properly? I’m sorry for you.
D.S.G.G.
A Georgia girl who thinks she’s the center of the universe and will tell you all about it, even if you don’t want to listen.
I’m the reason the South is still here.
You don’t know what a proper Southern accent sounds like.
I don’t just live in Georgia, I own it.
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