D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when you hear dumb stuff and you feel like your brain is about to come out of your ears and hit someone.
My uncle said 'I can breathe underwater,' and I had D. S. I. and hit him with a pillow.
I got D. S. I. when my friend said 'the ocean is made of spaghetti.' I yelled and threw my juice box at him.
At school, my teacher said 'the earth is flat,' and I had D. S. I. and screamed at the whiteboard.