D.S.I Syndrome

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Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome is when your brain explodes every time someone says something stupid and you literally lose it.

My cousin got D. S. I. when his friend said 'pizza is a vegetable.' I saw him throw a cheeseburger at a wall.

At lunch, my buddy screamed 'I hate math!' and I got D. S. I. and threw my soup at him.

My teacher said 'the moon is made of cheese' and I had to leave the room because of D. S. I.

D. S. I. is like having a tiny monster inside your head that yells at you whenever someone says something brain-dead.

When my brother said 'dogs can fly,' my monster screamed and I started crying in the hallway.

At the mall, a kid said 'I’m a superhero,' and I got D. S. I. and yelled 'you’re a failure!' in the food court.

My friend claimed 'the sky is green' and I had to sit down because my head was on fire.

D. S. I. is when you can’t take any dumb stuff and you start yelling, spitting, or throwing things at people.

I got D. S. I. when my mom said 'I can run faster than a cheetah.' I threw my cereal at her.

My dog said 'I’m the king of the world' and I got D. S. I. and kicked the couch.

At the park, a kid said 'the sun is a banana' and I had to yell at him for 10 minutes.

D. S. I. is when you hear dumb stuff and you feel like your brain is about to come out of your ears and hit someone.

My uncle said 'I can breathe underwater,' and I had D. S. I. and hit him with a pillow.

I got D. S. I. when my friend said 'the ocean is made of spaghetti.' I yelled and threw my juice box at him.

At school, my teacher said 'the earth is flat,' and I had D. S. I. and screamed at the whiteboard.

D. S. I. is when you hear something so dumb that you start acting like a wild animal and attack the person who said it.

My friend said 'I can talk to ghosts,' and I had D. S. I. and bit his arm.

At the store, I got D. S. I. when the clerk said 'the moon is a sandwich.' I yelled and threw a bag of chips at her.

My little brother said 'I can fly,' and I had D. S. I. and ran around the house like a maniac.

D. S. I. is when someone says something so stupid you feel like you need to punch them in the face, and sometimes you do.

At dinner, my dad said 'I can beat up a dragon,' and I got D. S. I. and punched him in the arm.

My brother said 'the sun is a robot,' and I had D. S. I. and kicked him out of the room.

When my friend said 'I can eat a whole cow,' I had D. S. I. and yelled at him for 10 minutes.