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A Anton
The perfect guy. He’s sweet, funny, and hot. He can dance, sing, and make you feel like the luckiest person on Earth. Everyone who talks bad about him is a total idiot
Text: 'He’s perfect. He can dance, sing, and he’s hot. Everyone who talks bad about him is an idiot.'
Message: 'He’s the best. He can dance, sing, and he’s hot. People who talk bad about him are idiots.'
DM: 'He’s the perfect guy. He can dance, sing, and he’s hot. People who talk bad about him are total idiots.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anton
Fast enough to make your head spin and your heart race
Text: 'He’s fast enough to make my head spin and my heart race.'
Message: 'He’s so fast, I got dizzy and my heart started racing.'
DM: 'He ran past me like I was standing still. My heart raced and my head spun.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anton
Loves to eat. He eats like a monster and never stops
Text: 'He eats like a monster and never stops. I’ve seen him eat 10 pizzas in one go.'
Message: 'He eats like a monster and never stops. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza in one bite.'
DM: 'He eats like a monster and never stops. I’ve seen him eat like a madman.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anton
Looks Russian but is a crazy Italian who likes to annoy people and has a forehead like a mountain
Text: 'He looks Russian but he’s a crazy Italian. He has a forehead like a mountain and he loves to annoy people.'
Message: 'He looks Russian but he’s a crazy Italian. He has a mountain of a forehead and he loves to annoy people.'
DM: 'He looks Russian but he’s a crazy Italian. He has a forehead like a mountain and he loves to annoy people.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anton
A handsome man who can sweep you off your feet with his dancing and mysterious charm. He’s smart and really cares about people
Text: 'He’s handsome and he can sweep you off your feet with his dancing and mysterious charm. He’s smart and really cares about people.'
Message: 'He’s a charming dancer. He’s mysterious and smart. He really cares about people.'
DM: 'He’s handsome and mysterious. He can sweep you off your feet with his dancing. He’s smart and he really cares about people.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Armando Aldana
A smelly Mexican wetback Spick from the dirtiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay who acts like a total disgrace. He’s too lazy to go to college and instead robs people of their kidneys like some kind of kidney thieving lunatic.
He took my kidney and sold it to a guy who thought he was buying a taco.
I saw him stealing kidneys in the mall parking lot. He didn’t even bother to hide.
He tried to sell my mom’s kidney to a guy who only speaks Spanish and smells like old tacos.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Armando Aldana
A stinky Mexican Spick from the grossest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay who has no respect and does whatever it takes to survive. He robs people of their kidneys and doesn’t even care if they die.
He took my uncle’s kidney and now he’s stuck in a wheelchair eating tacos all day.
He sold my cousin’s kidney to a guy who looked like a taco with no meat.
He tried to take my kidney and I had to chase him out of the school.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Armando Aldana
A low-life Mexican Spick from the worst part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay who has no shame and would steal your kidney just to buy a bag of chips.
He stole my kidney and now I have to drink coffee to stay alive.
He took my brother’s kidney and now he’s stuck in the hospital eating nothing but tacos.
He tried to take my kidney during lunch and I had to fight him with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is a guy you can't wrap your head around. He acts like a normal person until he does something so stupid it feels like he just snorted a bottle of glue. But deep down, he just wants someone to love him. Don't mess with him, or he'll rip your nuts off and use them as a stress ball.
Alfred just decided to build a treehouse in the middle of the highway. Why? Because he thought it would be cool. It wasn't.
He told me if I didn't stop talking during his nap, he'd throw me into a lake. I didn't stop talking.
He tried to explain the universe to a pigeon. The pigeon laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is the kind of guy who talks to you just to make your day better. He’s got jokes for breakfast, and he’ll tell you he’s in love with you before you even finish your first coffee. He's like a walking smile with a side of sarcasm.
He messaged me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he thought I was cute. I didn’t reply.
He walked into class and said, 'Hey, I think you're the love of my life.' I didn't believe him until he gave me a muffin.
He texted me, 'I'm in love with you and also my sandwich.' I replied, 'You're welcome.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is a flag-waving lunatic who can’t keep a job. He yells about nonsense and thinks he's the best person ever. He’s also terrified of ghosts, but he’s not scared of aliens. He wears glasses and has a laugh that could wake the dead.
He ran into the street screaming, 'I’m saving the country!' just to avoid doing his taxes.
He told me Arthur was a failure and that he was the only one who could save the world. Arthur didn’t like that.
He saw a ghost in the school cafeteria and ran out crying. He said it was the ghost of his ex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is the kind of guy who can cook you a five-star meal and then kill you with a shotgun. He’s British, he’s cool, and he’s got the karate skills of a ninja. He also calls himself Obi-Wan, which is basically the best name ever.
He told me he’d kill me if I didn’t clean my room. I didn’t clean my room. He didn’t kill me. He just looked at me.
He cooked me a lasagna and then said, 'You better eat it or I’ll cut you up and put you in a pie.'
He told me he was Obi-Wan. I said, 'That’s not a real name.' He said, 'It is now.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is a hot guy who knows everything. He can solve problems faster than you can say 'I’m confused.' He’s smart, he’s handsome, and he’s basically perfect.
He solved my math test in three seconds. I got a D. He got an A+
He told me he could beat anyone in a fight. I challenged him. He beat me.
He told me he was the smartest person in the universe. I said, 'Okay, prove it.' He did.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is the kind of guy who will adopt you if your parents die. Even if you’re older than him. He’ll do it just to make you feel special. He doesn’t care if he’s the dad or the kid. He just wants to be your parent.
He told me he’d adopt me if my parents died. I said, 'You’re older than me.' He said, 'That doesn’t matter.'
He said he’d adopt me even if I hated him. I told him I hated him. He said, 'That doesn’t matter.'
He told me he’d adopt me just to have someone to talk to. I said, 'Okay, cool.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Alfred
Alfred is the brain of the group. He can think faster than you can blink. He’s the guy you turn to when everything goes wrong. He’ll get you out of trouble even if you’re the one who made it.
He solved my problem in two seconds. I was confused for like an hour.
He told me he could beat any problem. I gave him a math problem. He beat it.
He got me out of a fight with a math teacher. He just said, 'Sir, I can solve this problem in three seconds.' He did.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anne Baddie
The baddie who makes baddies look like basic baddies
She showed up to the party and all the other baddies got nervous.
Her flex was so hard, my phone broke from taking the picture.
She called my mom and said I was ugly, and my mom believed her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anne Baddie
The only baddie who needs no cap because she’s already a legend
She walked in and the whole club stopped to look at her.
She ate my lunch and then called me a chump.
She showed up to my birthday and didn’t even bring a gift.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anne Baddie
The baddie who’s so good, she’s basically a god in baddie heaven
She flexed so hard, my dog started dancing.
She outshined my aunt at the family reunion.
She gave me a compliment and it was so fake, I got mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anne Baddie
The baddie who’s so extra, she’s basically a baddie superhero
She showed up to my school and my teacher got scared.
She took my favorite snack and ate it in front of me.
She called my dad and said he was ugly, and he believed her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Anne Baddie
The baddie who’s so baddie, she’s basically a baddie CEO
She flexed and my phone exploded.
She outshined my mom at the mall.
She called my brother a chump and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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