A Alfred
Alfred is a hot guy who knows everything. He can solve problems faster than you can say 'I’m confused.' He’s smart, he’s handsome, and he’s basically perfect.
He solved my math test in three seconds. I got a D. He got an A+
He told me he could beat anyone in a fight. I challenged him. He beat me.
He told me he was the smartest person in the universe. I said, 'Okay, prove it.' He did.