Discover Slang

A B
Old as dirt. Like your grandpa's sock drawer. No style. No life.
My mom still thinks TikTok is a type of soup.
He wears flannel every day like it's a fashion statement.
She tried to text me in 2012 and called it 'modern.'
A B
The letter B. Basic. Boring. But it's there.
I got a B on my math test. I’m still mad.
My dog only knows the letter B.
B is for basic, and I’m basic to the bone.
A B
A place where you sleep and get yelled at by a grumpy old person.
That B&B was like being yelled at by a grumpy old man who thinks you’re stealing his coffee.
I stayed at a B&B and the breakfast was just toast and judgment.
The B&B had a bed, a breakfast, and a bad attitude.
A B
Boobs to belly. How much you look like a burger. Scientists are using mice to figure out the perfect ratio. Probably because they're too lazy to ask humans.
My B2B ratio is 5 to 1. I look like a burger that’s been dropped on the floor.
He has a B2B ratio of 10 to 1. He looks like a king of burgers.
My B2B ratio is 2 to 1. I’m basically a grilled cheese.
A B
Short for bed and breakfast. It’s not just a place to sleep. It’s a place to get yelled at and fed bad eggs.
That B&B is just a place to get yelled at and fed bad eggs.
I stayed at a B&B and got a breakfast that looked like it was made by a mad scientist.
B&B is just a fancy way of saying 'I will judge you and feed you.'
A B
No babies. Just butts. A very effective way to avoid kids, if you're into that.
We had A B and no babies. It was like a win-win.
They had A B and no babies. They’re probably still together.
A B is like a baby-free vacation. You’re welcome.
A B
Thumbs up! A famous smilie. Like when you’re proud of yourself and your dog.
I got a thumbs up from my dog. He’s proud of me.
My mom gave me a thumbs up. She’s not a fan of my fashion choices.
That smilie was like a thumbs up from a confused kid.
A Asshole
a guy so much of an asshole that even the word asshole feels like it's being insulted by him.
He called me a f***ing idiot in front of everyone, and then laughed like it was the best joke ever.
He said my mom was a fat s***head just because I didn't do his math homework.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster and then asked for my number.
A Asshole
the kind of asshole that makes other assholes look like they're trying too hard.
He said my report was the worst thing he'd ever read, and then asked me to rewrite it in cursive.
He told my dog I was a f***ing disgrace and then walked off like he was a king.
He called my teacher a s***head and then asked for extra credit.
A Asshole
a guy who lies so much, he's basically a walking f***ing fraud.
He said he didn't cheat on the test, even though I saw him with the cheat sheet.
He told me he never talked to my crush, but I caught them texting.
He said he didn't eat my lunch, but I found his fingerprints on my sandwich.
A Asshole
a teenager who thinks the whole world revolves around them, and is too f***ing dumb to admit when they're wrong.
He blamed me for his bad grade, even though he didn't study.
He said my friend was a f***ing idiot for not listening to him.
He told the teacher I was being mean, even though I was just trying to finish my work.
A Asshole
a guy who gets off on being a f***ing pain in the a***, and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He laughed when I failed the test, even though he didn't study.
He said my essay was the worst ever, even though he copied mine.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster and then asked me out.
A Asshole
a guy who's mean, lazy, and thinks he's the f***ing king of the world.
He said I was a f***ing idiot for getting a B on the test.
He told my crush I was a disaster and then asked me out.
He laughed when I got sent to the office for fighting with him.
A Asshole
a guy who says f***ing stupid things without thinking about how they affect you.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster, just because I didn't like him.
He said my mom was a s***head for not letting him eat my lunch.
He called my teacher a f***ing idiot for giving me a B.
A B C B
You do stuff for someone just because you love them, not just because you want to get some
I flew to Texas just to see her, and I didn't even get a thank you
He cooked me a full meal at 2 a. m. and I still made fun of his cooking
She drove four hours to bring me soup and I said it tasted like dirt
A B C B
Big black cock is not just a phrase it's a way of life
My cousin's got a big black cock and he told me to bring my friends
That guy walked into the club and the whole place went silent
My mom said I can't go to the concert unless I promise to bring a big black cock
A B C B
Big black cock in your mouth is like having a full-time job you never wanted
I had to kiss his big black cock for 10 minutes and I nearly passed out
My friend got stuck with a big black cock in her mouth for a bet
He told me I had to suck his big black cock or he'd tell my ex I still like her
A Anton
To act like a total piece of trash and flood someone's messages with lies just to mess with their head
DMs: 'You're the worst. I'm never talking to you again.' 5 minutes later: 'I miss you. I'm sorry. I'm not a piece of trash.'
Text: 'I'm going to spam you with 100 lies and you won't know what hit you.'
Message: 'You're the worst. I'm going to spam you with lies until you beg me to stop.'
A Anton
So hot that your guy friends get tongue tied and you might need a fire extinguisher to put out your melting eyes
Text: 'I looked at him and my eyes started melting. I needed a fire extinguisher.'
DM: 'He’s so hot, my eyes melted and I had to get a fire extinguisher.'
Message: 'I saw him and my eyes started melting. I got a fire extinguisher and it still didn’t help.'
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