A Asshole

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a guy so much of an asshole that even the word asshole feels like it's being insulted by him.
He called me a f***ing idiot in front of everyone, and then laughed like it was the best joke ever.
He said my mom was a fat s***head just because I didn't do his math homework.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster and then asked for my number.
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the kind of asshole that makes other assholes look like they're trying too hard.
He said my report was the worst thing he'd ever read, and then asked me to rewrite it in cursive.
He told my dog I was a f***ing disgrace and then walked off like he was a king.
He called my teacher a s***head and then asked for extra credit.
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a guy who lies so much, he's basically a walking f***ing fraud.
He said he didn't cheat on the test, even though I saw him with the cheat sheet.
He told me he never talked to my crush, but I caught them texting.
He said he didn't eat my lunch, but I found his fingerprints on my sandwich.
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a teenager who thinks the whole world revolves around them, and is too f***ing dumb to admit when they're wrong.
He blamed me for his bad grade, even though he didn't study.
He said my friend was a f***ing idiot for not listening to him.
He told the teacher I was being mean, even though I was just trying to finish my work.
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a guy who gets off on being a f***ing pain in the a***, and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He laughed when I failed the test, even though he didn't study.
He said my essay was the worst ever, even though he copied mine.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster and then asked me out.
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a guy who's mean, lazy, and thinks he's the f***ing king of the world.
He said I was a f***ing idiot for getting a B on the test.
He told my crush I was a disaster and then asked me out.
He laughed when I got sent to the office for fighting with him.
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a guy who says f***ing stupid things without thinking about how they affect you.
He told my crush I was a f***ing disaster, just because I didn't like him.
He said my mom was a s***head for not letting him eat my lunch.
He called my teacher a f***ing idiot for giving me a B.
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