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A BIO GAY REACTER
A man who hits on another guy by saying stupid stuff, touching your body, and looking at you like you’re the only person who matters.
'You’re so pretty, I could start a band just to sing about you.'
'If you don’t stop looking at me, I’ll start singing.'
'You’re better than my ex, and my ex was a disaster.'
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a giant piece of crap. People yell it when they're dying to pee and no one will let them use the bathroom.
I saw a Big Jimmy in the hallway and ran like my pants were on fire.
My teacher said 'A Big Jimmy' when the principal wouldn't let us go to the restroom.
My dog had a Big Jimmy and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a huge man who's got no life. He lives with his parents, gets free money, and is scared of everything.
My neighbor is a Big Jimmy and he screams at the mailman every day.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he still lives in his mom's basement.
My cousin's friend is a Big Jimmy and he cried when he saw a rat.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a 14-year-old with a meaty meatstick. He's had sex with tons of people and probably your mom.
My friend is a Big Jimmy and he told me he had sex with my mom last week.
My brother's friend is a Big Jimmy and he's got a meatstick that could crush a bear.
My teacher called my friend a Big Jimmy and he blushed like a tomato.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a weak man who walks like he's hiding his nuts. He's got elbows like a chicken and stares at people like he's mad.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he walks like he's afraid of a squirrel.
My dad is a Big Jimmy and he stares at me like I owe him money.
My cousin is a Big Jimmy and his elbows poke out like he's a chicken.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a man named Jimmy with balls so huge he could ride a bike across the country. He lives on Jagermeister and eats weird snacks.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he rides his bike across the state on Jagermeister.
My cousin's dad is a Big Jimmy and he eats gas station muffins every day.
My brother is a Big Jimmy and he pisses on electric fences like a lunatic.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a man with the biggest meatstick in the whole world. It’s so big it could crush a brick wall.
My dad is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is bigger than my house.
My cousin is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick could beat up a bear.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is so big it could hit the moon.
A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a famous porn star who’s had sex with over a thousand people. His meatstick is as wide as a beer can.
My brother is a Big Jimmy and he’s famous for having sex with 1000 people.
My friend’s dad is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is as wide as a can of soda.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he’s known as the ‘Big Can’ for good reason.
A BIG CUK FURY
A huge explosion of rage so strong it could knock out a dragon with one punch
I saw my dog eat my homework and I had a big cuk fury
My mom yelled at me for forgetting my lunch and I had a big cuk fury
My friend stole my snack and I had a big cuk fury
A BIG CUK FURY
When you're so angry you could probably punch the moon and it would cry
I had a big cuk fury when my teacher called me a dummy
I had a big cuk fury when my brother took my video game
I had a big cuk fury when my dad forgot my birthday
A BIG CUK FURY
A fireball of anger so hot it could melt your brain and your pants at the same time
I had a big cuk fury when my cat knocked over my cereal
I had a big cuk fury when my friend called me a chicken
I had a big cuk fury when I spilled my juice on my shirt
A B.F.D.I.
Sixty-four stupid things fighting over a tiny island on YouTube. It’s like a trashcan brawl but way less fun and way more annoying.
My cat watches this and screams at the screen.
I tried to focus on my homework and got distracted by a toaster fighting a spoon.
My mom says this is worse than my little brother’s tantrums.
A B.F.D.I.
B. F. D. I. stands for ‘Battle For Dream Island.’ It started with some stupid YouTube object and now it’s the worst thing ever.
I asked my teacher if we could watch this instead of math. She said no, and I cried.
I tried to eat my lunch and got distracted by a bowl fighting a cup.
My brother says this is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
A B.F.D.I.
The dumbest show ever. It’s like watching a bunch of random stuff fight for no reason. It’s the worst. Just the worst.
I watched this instead of doing my homework and got in trouble.
I told my dog about this show and he started barking at the TV.
My dad said this is the worst thing he’s ever seen.
A B-Velez
A messy hair cut that looks like a fried chicken. It’s Columbian. It’s curly. It’s so hot it makes your ex jealous.
My cousin got a B-Velez and now my dog is licking her head.
I saw a guy with a B-Velez and I immediately asked for his number.
My mom said my hair looked like a B-Velez and I said I was proud.
A B-Velez
A hair cut that looks like it was made by a mad person. Very Columbian. Very curly. So sexy it could make a statue blush.
My boyfriend got a B-Velez and now I can’t stop staring at him.
My friend got a B-Velez and now she looks like a rock star.
My teacher said my hair looked like a B-Velez and I got detention.
A B-Velez
A hair cut so wild it should have its own passport. It’s Columbian. It’s curly. It’s so hot it could start a fire.
I got a B-Velez and now my ex is asking me out again.
My brother got a B-Velez and now he’s the talk of the school.
My dog got a B-Velez and now he looks like a superhero.
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