A BIG JIMMY
A Big Jimmy is a man named Jimmy with balls so huge he could ride a bike across the country. He lives on Jagermeister and eats weird snacks.
My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he rides his bike across the state on Jagermeister.
My cousin's dad is a Big Jimmy and he eats gas station muffins every day.
My brother is a Big Jimmy and he pisses on electric fences like a lunatic.