A BIG JIMMY

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A Big Jimmy is a giant piece of crap. People yell it when they're dying to pee and no one will let them use the bathroom.

I saw a Big Jimmy in the hallway and ran like my pants were on fire.

My teacher said 'A Big Jimmy' when the principal wouldn't let us go to the restroom.

My dog had a Big Jimmy and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

A Big Jimmy is a huge man who's got no life. He lives with his parents, gets free money, and is scared of everything.

My neighbor is a Big Jimmy and he screams at the mailman every day.

My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he still lives in his mom's basement.

My cousin's friend is a Big Jimmy and he cried when he saw a rat.

A Big Jimmy is a 14-year-old with a meaty meatstick. He's had sex with tons of people and probably your mom.

My friend is a Big Jimmy and he told me he had sex with my mom last week.

My brother's friend is a Big Jimmy and he's got a meatstick that could crush a bear.

My teacher called my friend a Big Jimmy and he blushed like a tomato.

A Big Jimmy is a weak man who walks like he's hiding his nuts. He's got elbows like a chicken and stares at people like he's mad.

My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he walks like he's afraid of a squirrel.

My dad is a Big Jimmy and he stares at me like I owe him money.

My cousin is a Big Jimmy and his elbows poke out like he's a chicken.

A Big Jimmy is a man named Jimmy with balls so huge he could ride a bike across the country. He lives on Jagermeister and eats weird snacks.

My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he rides his bike across the state on Jagermeister.

My cousin's dad is a Big Jimmy and he eats gas station muffins every day.

My brother is a Big Jimmy and he pisses on electric fences like a lunatic.

A Big Jimmy is a man with the biggest meatstick in the whole world. It’s so big it could crush a brick wall.

My dad is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is bigger than my house.

My cousin is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick could beat up a bear.

My uncle is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is so big it could hit the moon.

A Big Jimmy is a famous porn star who’s had sex with over a thousand people. His meatstick is as wide as a beer can.

My brother is a Big Jimmy and he’s famous for having sex with 1000 people.

My friend’s dad is a Big Jimmy and his meatstick is as wide as a can of soda.

My uncle is a Big Jimmy and he’s known as the ‘Big Can’ for good reason.