A Alfred
Alfred is the kind of guy who will adopt you if your parents die. Even if you’re older than him. He’ll do it just to make you feel special. He doesn’t care if he’s the dad or the kid. He just wants to be your parent.
He told me he’d adopt me if my parents died. I said, 'You’re older than me.' He said, 'That doesn’t matter.'
He said he’d adopt me even if I hated him. I told him I hated him. He said, 'That doesn’t matter.'
He told me he’d adopt me just to have someone to talk to. I said, 'Okay, cool.'