A Alfred
Alfred is a flag-waving lunatic who can’t keep a job. He yells about nonsense and thinks he's the best person ever. He’s also terrified of ghosts, but he’s not scared of aliens. He wears glasses and has a laugh that could wake the dead.
He ran into the street screaming, 'I’m saving the country!' just to avoid doing his taxes.
He told me Arthur was a failure and that he was the only one who could save the world. Arthur didn’t like that.
He saw a ghost in the school cafeteria and ran out crying. He said it was the ghost of his ex.