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D0misvalid
A man so attractive, he could make a statue blush. He’s the man. The myth. The legend. Still single. Probably because he’s too busy being perfect.
I tried to text him, but my phone died. That’s how bad I looked doing it.
He’s the only guy who could make my sister jealous. And she’s got a PhD.
He walked by, and I forgot how to breathe. That’s how hot he is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0keKissing
when a weak guy tries to kiss someone way better than him and ends up getting humiliated and attacked
He walked up to her and said, 'Hey, wanna kiss?' She said, 'Sure.' He leaned in... and got knocked to the ground like a sack of bricks.
He tried to kiss my cousin and got a face full of hair and a slap that made him cry like a baby.
He asked me out, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I kicked him in the nuts. He cried like a girl for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0keKissing
when a guy who can’t even hold a conversation tries to kiss someone and ends up getting laughed at and beat up
He tried to kiss my sister and said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I don’t even know you.' Then she threw him out of the house.
He asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I laughed in his face. Then I called my brother and he came and beat him up.
He walked up to me and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I headbutted him. He fell over like a drunk man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0keKissing
when a guy who looks like he just got out of jail tries to kiss someone and ends up getting laughed at and then gets slapped
He tried to kiss my friend and said, 'You’re so hot.' She said, 'I’m not even your friend.' Then she slapped him and he ran out crying.
He asked me out and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I slapped him so hard, the whole street heard it.
He walked up to me and said, 'I’m gonna kiss you.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I kicked him in the shins. He fell over like a dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0dj0
The absolute worst archer on HCF. Nigga can't hit a target if it was screaming at him. He’s a stuck-up Swift random who thinks he’s king. His dad is about to die like Aabis’. I’m the real deal, and I’m a good random.
D0dj0 missed every shot and still talked shit about me.
Nigga claims he’s the best, but he can’t even hit a target.
His dad is about to be 6 feet under, and he still thinks he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0dj0
The stupid leader of Arma who thinks he’s the best. Nigga can’t even aim straight. He’s a stuck-up Swift who talks too much and doesn’t even know what he’s doing.
D0dj0 is the leader of Arma, but he can’t even hit a target.
Nigga talks shit but can’t even lead a team properly.
He’s the leader, but he’s as dumb as a brick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0WN3R
A lazy butt who sits in a chat room all day and just yells "ROFL" like it's the end of the world.
ROFL ROFL ROFL I'm not even typing this.
ROFL ROFL ROFL I'm still alive.
ROFL ROFL ROFL I'll be dead by tomorrow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0WN3R
A person who sits in a chat room and screams 'LMAO' so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
LMAO LMAO LMAO I just saw a cat fall off a couch.
LMAO LMAO LMAO I'm not even watching this.
LMAO LMAO LMAO I'll be gone by next week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0WN3R
A person who sits in a chat room all day and just says 'LOL' like it's the only word they know.
LOL LOL LOL I just saw a pigeon eat a donut.
LOL LOL LOL I'm still here.
LOL LOL LOL I'll be dead in five minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who likes other guys so much he’d rather eat a taco with them than a taco with you
My cousin is a total D0TJSON. He’d rather kiss a boy than get a burrito.
I saw my dad at the mall holding hands with another guy. Classic D0TJSON move.
My brother said he’d rather be stuck in a locker with a guy than with me. Total D0TJSON.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who thinks being gay is the most important thing in life, like it’s a full-time job
My neighbor’s a D0TJSON. He spends all day arguing with his boyfriend about who’s the best dancer.
My friend’s a D0TJSON. He even brought his boyfriend to my birthday party instead of me.
My teacher said she’s a D0TJSON. I don’t even know what that means, but she won’t stop talking about her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who would rather be stuck in a closet with another guy than be stuck in a closet with you
My uncle’s a D0TJSON. He’d rather be in a closet with a guy than with me. I don’t even know why.
I saw my brother’s friend in the closet with him. Total D0TJSON behavior.
My cousin would rather be stuck in a closet with a guy than with his mom. That’s a D0TJSON move.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who thinks being gay is the best thing ever, and everyone else is just jealous
My brother’s a D0TJSON. He says he’s the best at being gay and everyone else is just fake.
I saw my dad at the gym bragging about being a D0TJSON. He even called his boyfriend ‘the best’.
My cousin says he’s a D0TJSON and everyone else is just pretending to be straight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who would rather get a tattoo of his boyfriend than get a tattoo of you
My brother got a tattoo of his boyfriend. Total D0TJSON move.
I saw my cousin’s tattoo. It was his boyfriend. He’s a D0TJSON.
My dad got a tattoo of his boyfriend. I got a tattoo of a taco. He’s a D0TJSON.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0TJSON
a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can be gay and everyone else is just bad at it
My brother says he’s the best D0TJSON in the world. Everyone else is just fake.
My dad thinks he’s the only real D0TJSON. He even called my brother ‘a fake’.
My cousin said he’s the only true D0TJSON. I think he’s just mad I got a better grade than him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0R1T05
Mountain Dew and Doritos make you feel like a god. You yell like a baby, scream like a f***ing monster, and run around like you’ve been hit by a f***ing truck.
I drank a whole can of Mountain Dew and ate a bag of Doritos. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I just ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I’m so f***ing hyper I think I’m gonna explode.
My brother and I ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. We started yelling and running in circles like we were f***ing lunatics.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0R1T05
Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing juice of the gods. You get so f***ing hype you start yelling and screaming like a f***ing maniac.
I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I started yelling like I was f***ing crazy.
Doritos and Mountain Dew hit me like a f***ing freight train. I screamed so loud my dog ran out of the house.
I ate a bag of Doritos and drank a can of Mountain Dew. I yelled so f***ing loud I think I broke my voice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0R1T05
Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing devil’s snack. You get so f***ing hyper you start yelling and running around like a f***ing lunatic.
I ate a bag of Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I started running around the house like a f***ing lunatic.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me so f***ing hyper I yelled at my mom for no reason.
I just had Doritos and Mountain Dew. I ran around the block like I was f***ing crazy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0R1T05
Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing ultimate combo. You get so f***ing excited you start yelling and screaming like a f***ing beast.
I had Doritos and Mountain Dew. I yelled so loud my neighbor came to check on me.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me f***ing wild. I started screaming like I was f***ing mad.
I ate a bunch of Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I yelled so loud I think I woke up the whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D0R1T05
Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing magic potion. You get so f***ing hype you start yelling and running like a f***ing animal.
I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I started running around like a f***ing animal.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me so f***ing hype I yelled at my dog.
I had a bunch of Doritos and Mountain Dew. I ran around the house like I was f***ing wild.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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