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Mountain Dew and Doritos make you feel like a god. You yell like a baby, scream like a f***ing monster, and run around like you’ve been hit by a f***ing truck.
I drank a whole can of Mountain Dew and ate a bag of Doritos. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I just ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I’m so f***ing hyper I think I’m gonna explode.
My brother and I ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. We started yelling and running in circles like we were f***ing lunatics.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing juice of the gods. You get so f***ing hype you start yelling and screaming like a f***ing maniac.
I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I started yelling like I was f***ing crazy.
Doritos and Mountain Dew hit me like a f***ing freight train. I screamed so loud my dog ran out of the house.
I ate a bag of Doritos and drank a can of Mountain Dew. I yelled so f***ing loud I think I broke my voice.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing devil’s snack. You get so f***ing hyper you start yelling and running around like a f***ing lunatic.
I ate a bag of Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I started running around the house like a f***ing lunatic.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me so f***ing hyper I yelled at my mom for no reason.
I just had Doritos and Mountain Dew. I ran around the block like I was f***ing crazy.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing ultimate combo. You get so f***ing excited you start yelling and screaming like a f***ing beast.
I had Doritos and Mountain Dew. I yelled so loud my neighbor came to check on me.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me f***ing wild. I started screaming like I was f***ing mad.
I ate a bunch of Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I yelled so loud I think I woke up the whole neighborhood.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing magic potion. You get so f***ing hype you start yelling and running like a f***ing animal.
I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I started running around like a f***ing animal.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me so f***ing hype I yelled at my dog.
I had a bunch of Doritos and Mountain Dew. I ran around the house like I was f***ing wild.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing god snack. You get so f***ing loud you start screaming and yelling like a f***ing monster.
I had Doritos and Mountain Dew. I screamed so loud my brother ran out of the room.
I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I yelled so f***ing loud I think my neighbors heard me.
Doritos and Mountain Dew made me f***ing loud. I started screaming like a f***ing monster.
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