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Mountain Dew and Doritos make you feel like a god. You yell like a baby, scream like a f***ing monster, and run around like you’ve been hit by a f***ing truck.
I drank a whole can of Mountain Dew and ate a bag of Doritos. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I just ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. I’m so f***ing hyper I think I’m gonna explode.
My brother and I ate Doritos and drank Mountain Dew. We started yelling and running in circles like we were f***ing lunatics.