D0R1T05 - Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing juice of the gods.

Doritos and Mountain Dew are the f***ing juice of the gods. You get so f***ing hype you start yelling and screaming like a f***ing maniac.

I drank Mountain Dew and ate Doritos. I started yelling like I was f***ing crazy.

Doritos and Mountain Dew hit me like a f***ing freight train. I screamed so loud my dog ran out of the house.

I ate a bag of Doritos and drank a can of Mountain Dew. I yelled so f***ing loud I think I broke my voice.