He walked up to her and said, 'Hey, wanna kiss?' She said, 'Sure.' He leaned in... and got knocked to the ground like a sack of bricks.

He tried to kiss my cousin and got a face full of hair and a slap that made him cry like a baby.

He asked me out, I said yes, then he tried to kiss me and I kicked him in the nuts. He cried like a girl for 10 minutes.