Discover Slang

D0nts
A person who can’t handle anything, complains all day, and gets nothing but cringe and no action.
I had to walk one block. I’m gonna faint.
I got stuck in traffic. My whole life is ruined.
I spilled my soda. I’m gonna cry and quit life.
D0nts
A total loser who’s always annoyed, has no purpose, and gets no love because they’re too much of a baby to handle anything.
I got a bad grade. I’m gonna cry and die.
I had to talk to my mom. I’m gonna go mad.
I didn’t get a compliment. I’m gonna commit suicide.
D0nts
Someone who’s always grumpy, has no skills, and gets no respect because they’re too much of a pain to even be near.
I got a little bit of homework. I’m gonna fail life.
I had to clean my room. I’m gonna cry and die.
I didn’t get a gift. I’m gonna be grumpy forever.
D0nts
A total mess who’s always sad, has nothing going on, and gets no love because they’re too basic to even be respected.
I got a little bit of stress. I’m gonna cry and die.
I didn’t get a good grade. I’m gonna quit life.
I spilled my coffee. I’m gonna cry and die.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is so gross and full of bad germs that even the air around them smells like a public toilet after a long day. They’re so sick they turn everyone else into a walking sickness factory.
My cousin got this disease and now my whole family is throwing up.
That guy at the bar had this disease and now my friend is in the hospital.
My teacher got it and now the whole school is out for a week.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is like a walking infection machine. They got so many diseases they don’t even notice they’re dying. They just keep spreading it like it’s a fashion trend.
My neighbor got it and now half the street is sick.
My mom caught it from my dad and now she can’t stop coughing.
My pet got it and now my whole house is covered in germs.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is like a human petri dish. They’re so full of bad stuff that even the doctor can’t save them. They’re just going to die and take everyone with them.
My uncle got it and now the whole family is coming down with it.
My coworker got it and now my whole office is infected.
My friend’s dog got it and now my friend is sick too.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is like a walking germ bomb. They got so many diseases they don’t even care anymore. They just keep spreading it like it’s a party.
My sister got it and now my whole house is coughing.
My teacher got it and now the whole school is sick.
My friend got it and now my whole group is coming down with it.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is like a human virus. They’re so full of bad stuff they don’t even need to breathe to spread it. They just walk around and kill people.
My dad got it and now my whole family is dying.
My friend got it and now my whole group is sick.
My neighbor got it and now the whole block is infected.
D0n@LD +rumq pandemic
This person is like a human disease factory. They got so many germs they can’t even stop coughing. They just keep spreading it like it’s a business.
My cousin got it and now my whole family is in the hospital.
My teacher got it and now the whole school is out for a week.
My pet got it and now my whole house is sick.
D0n4ld duck
The black guy from mickey mouse who yells like a constipated grandma on meth
D0n4ld duck just cursed my momma and my dog
He’s the reason I failed math and my lunch
That guy sounds like my uncle after he ate a sock
D0n4ld duck
A f***ed-up version of mickey mouse who sounds like a grandma who just got ran over by a bus
D0n4ld duck just called my dad a f***ing donkey
He’s the reason my math teacher cries
That guy is louder than my brother at a concert
D0n4ld duck
The black guy from mickey mouse who yells like a grandma who just got kicked by a donkey
D0n4ld duck just said my momma is a f***ing potato
He’s the reason I failed my spelling test
That guy is louder than my dog at a party
D0mmed
D0mmed means you beat someone so hard they can't even talk back.
I d0mmed my brother in a video game and he cried.
She d0mmed me in a bet and I had to eat 10 hotdogs.
He d0mmed the whole class in a math test and got 100%.
D0mmed
To be d0mmed is to be crushed like a bug under a truck.
My dog got d0mmed by the neighbor's cat.
I got d0mmed in a rap battle and lost my dignity.
The team got d0mmed by the other school and cried like babies.
D0mmed
D0mmed is when you show someone who's really in charge.
I d0mmed my mom by eating all the cake.
He d0mmed his dad by winning the chess match.
She d0mmed the whole group by eating the last pizza slice.
D0mmed
You're d0mmed when you're so good, you make everyone else look bad.
I d0mmed the class in a spelling bee and won.
He d0mmed me in a dance-off and I looked like a fool.
She d0mmed the whole competition and became the champion.
D0mmed
D0mmed means you kicked someone's butt and they didn't even try.
I d0mmed my sister in a race and she ran like a snail.
He d0mmed me in a basketball game and I got zero points.
She d0mmed the whole team and we lost badly.
D0misvalid
A hot beast who’s so good looking he makes your face feel like it’s on fire. The man. The legend. The most amazing person ever. Still single, though. Probably because he’s too busy looking at his own reflection.
Bro, D0misvalid is like a god in human form. I wish I had his looks and his confidence.
I saw him in the mall and I almost peed my pants. He’s that good.
He’s the reason I skipped breakfast today. I was too busy staring at him.
D0misvalid
The sexiest man alive. He’s so good looking, he makes your mom look bad. He’s the man. The myth. The legend. Still single, which is a crime against humanity.
He walks in the room and everyone else becomes invisible. D0misvalid is the real deal.
My crush is D0misvalid. He’s like a superhero, but with better hair.
He’s so hot, my dog tried to flirt with him.
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